OK I'm getting Scheduled for a total hip replacement... 

And I had a thought...when they cut the top part of my femur off... 

1. Maybe I could keep it and use it as a slide!
2. Or sell it on ebay "Human Bone Slide" I know no selling of human parts...
3. Change my name to "Hip Bone Bellaire"...

And if I work this right I'll be off work for the

THE CIGAR BOX NATION "WORLDWIDE GATHERING 

Any thought on this?  

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Ok...that's just "eww..."
OK I scheduled the Apt.. and set for April 28th... And I also placed a special request for my hip bone.... I'm waiting for an answer.... She did laugh though... 8^)
April 29th.. Update... They wouldn't give me my bone.. NOPE.. I tried, I bribed, tried giving the Dr. a guitar and my wife was there to witness..Sorry guys, I'm a bit sad myself BUT my hip is fixed, my leg is now the right length, and I have 2 months off to figure out how to play my guitars... now since I work at the same hospital I can try and snatch a real one from the morgue! If not then the toy store I guess,,, Thanks for the input...
you could have cited religious reasons and threatened a lawsuit. I bet that would have worked.
Hi there,
Keep up with your exercises, that is a must, otherwise you will be hurting more.
Best wishes to a speady recovery bud.

Hip Bone Bellaire said:
April 29th.. Update... They wouldn't give me my bone.. NOPE.. I tried, I bribed, tried giving the Dr. a guitar and my wife was there to witness..Sorry guys, I'm a bit sad myself BUT my hip is fixed, my leg is now the right length, and I have 2 months off to figure out how to play my guitars... now since I work at the same hospital I can try and snatch a real one from the morgue! If not then the toy store I guess,,, Thanks for the input...
Thanks so much..
lol, cool and sick in equal measure!!!...go for it I say : -)

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