Uncle John's Big Guitar
1.Uncle John's got a new guitar
It's bigger than big, wont fit in his car
It's the talk of Nation, and run down bars
Uncle John's big guitar

2.When Clock first saw it, he spat out his grits
It gave Cousin Vinnie, a dose of the "shits"
Poor Jim Morris, fell to bits
Seeing Uncle John's big guitar

3.The President came, and the flag was unfurled
They named it "Eighth Wonder Of The World"
But Republican abuse was promptly hurled
At Uncle John's big guitar

4.Uncle John's got a new guitar
They made it a King, and then a Czar
You can see it from space, and that's pretty far
Uncle John's new guitar

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Comment by turtlehead on January 9, 2016 at 7:52am

LOL Jamie, funny and catchy -  I'll be singing this all weekend. 

Comment by Bear on January 9, 2016 at 7:50am

Great song! Say, that "Hero Wall" looks suspicious...

Comment by Reeds Taylor on January 9, 2016 at 7:38am

THAT WAS AWESOME!

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 7:31am
Lol, Jim. Thought was time you got a mention :)
Comment by Jim Morris on January 9, 2016 at 7:23am

Mighty fun stuff Jamie! I'm still pickin' up bits of myself.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 6:50am

Neat reply to pick, John lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 6:49am

LOL, pick, ma man

Comment by Uncle John on January 9, 2016 at 6:37am

Pick, that was my old mandolin in your photo.  Being a big blue grasser, you should have know that. 

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 6:34am

Thanks, Slow Slough Guitars, comment much appreciated :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 6:34am

Sooo glad ya liked it, John, Linda too. Apologise to Linda for me re the odd naughty word ! lol  Probably "ooze", as nearest to "booze" lol

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