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Comment by Uncle John on January 27, 2019 at 2:44am

Richard, I do not know how these rumors arise.  Perhaps from urban legends formed during Cali-Fest 2018. 

Our behavior this year has been exemplary.  That photo was in west Texas we were barbecuing a road-kill long horn steer in the camper while keeping on the move.  That lucky Danny is getting towed behind us where he can enjoy the enticing aroma.  When the steer was done, we fed a lot of folks for free will offerings and played them some music.  It was a good money maker and we are full to the gills and on the road with money in our pockets. 

New Mexico!  We are looking for likely town to stop in and play some Sunday morning Gospel and pass the hat.  Texas had some good beers, I wonder if New Mexico does.

Comment by Derek Rose on January 26, 2019 at 2:06pm

Fun promo Danny! Remember if Uncle passes you the jar...   do not drink from it! he got me on that last year and whatever he had in it made me fall off the stage and knocked over a row of port-a-pots. I don't remember anything but all my clothes were stained blue for the rest of the weekend.

Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 26, 2019 at 1:30pm

Uncle, you Dave are starting to cause my security team some headaches. Mississippi Highway patrol  and Texas Rangers have been in contact with my security professionals! This picture was sent just now! Is there a party going on inside? Danny, there are 16 warrants out on you! Careful out there, or I’ll be forced to hire a biker escort.

Comment by Uncle John on January 26, 2019 at 1:07pm

Dave says we are on the way and he is pushing the truck up to 35mph.

Comment by Danny Gordon on January 26, 2019 at 12:22pm

Hey Unc do you think that you and Dave could stop by the corner in Winslow Arizona and help me. I was staring at that girl in the flatbed Ford that stopped to take a look at me and her boy friend caught me staring and started chasing me. Well I think I fried a muffler bearing in one of my booster rockets because she is only hitting on 21 cylinders and not 30. Tell Dave I found a new little brown jug for him to use. This one is still full.

Comment by Uncle John on January 25, 2019 at 3:52pm

That story is incorrect, Danny.  We were still in Texas, faced away from the road, like gentlemen, and the nuns said they would see us at the fest.

Comment by Danny Gordon on January 25, 2019 at 2:31pm

Unc and Dave you were going so slow that you were causing my after burners to foul out so I had to fly past you both. I heard on the news about someone relieving themselves roadside and a bus of nuns passed by and almost wrecked. That wasn't either one of you was it. I believe it was in New Mexico

Comment by Uncle John on January 25, 2019 at 4:07am

Hollee Cheet!  A rocket powered skate board with the rider roaring rock just passed us on a Texas Interstate Highway.  Well, we were only going about 30 mph. 

  Hey Dave, did that look like, Danny?

Comment by Dave Lynas on January 25, 2019 at 12:08am

We’ve made it past 13 road houses In Mississippi Danny, with no serious injury. Crept the road rash and Dog bite. Unc held off an angry mob at the 666 doughnut house with his Swampy. The pointy headstock did the trick. We’re nearing the Texas border. No Wall in sight so far. Over and out... Louis and Clarky must have cleared the way!

Comment by Danny Gordon on January 24, 2019 at 7:19pm

yes anonymous I got the rocket wheels attached to the skateboard if it fails I'll catch a ride on a goose's back, Dave I hope you got that jug cleaned out yuk, AD yes I will post this to one of the open mic's also most  likely the one that Unc is doing. Richard I hope someone doesnt have to post bail on them. They both can get a little rowdy.

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