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SO... A DUCK WALKS INTO A HARDWARE STORE .....

A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- ummm "No." this is a hardware store .. we sell hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges or apples ?"
- "No.! I just told you , this is a hardware store .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No." !!!!
- "Got any oranges or apples ?"
- "No.!!!! I told you yesterday, we don’t sell that stuff here ! and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so you get the hint !!!"
the next day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"

this is just one of those lil jokes that stick with ya .. you may find yourself chuckling about it in an hour from now .. even rehearsing it later tonight .. not sure why , or what it is about this joke ,, but its addictive .. so i thought i'd share .

you can thank me or blame me later

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on November 9, 2015 at 10:29am

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 9, 2015 at 11:14am

MOTHER IN LAW - "My tummy is really sick , i tried to induce vomiting with the finger/throat thing , but it doesn't work for me ".

SON IN LAW - "You're doing it wrong . you're suppose to put one finger down your throat , and another finger up your ass ,, if it doesn't work , ..................................... just change fingers :-}

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Permalink Reply by John Sawyer on November 11, 2015 at 7:38pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 12, 2015 at 2:45am

;-) and , if you buy a self help book .. what have you really done ?

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on November 12, 2015 at 3:48am

Why buy it when you can just help yourself?

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on November 13, 2015 at 4:56am

I just bought a book called 'How to live for a week with no money'! W.H. Smith's £99.99p.

I went to the library and asked for a book on suicide, she said they hadn't got any, I said 'your catalogue shows you have ten of them listed'! The librarian said 'yes, we do, but they take them out and then they never bring them back'!

I'm reading a book at the moment called 'Mysterious Happenings' my wife said 'where did you get that from'? I said 'I don't know, it just appeared on the table late one night'!

'The History Of Nailtown Slim' is an interesting set of books though! :-D

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 13, 2015 at 5:12am

(book of matches ) - "CANT'T READ ? SEE OFFER INSIDE !

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on November 14, 2015 at 10:30am

Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on November 14, 2015 at 12:38pm

;-)

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on November 14, 2015 at 1:30pm

Might be a chicken van.

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on January 26, 2016 at 11:56pm

I had a thought the other day about how life has changed over the years, when I was a kid you had to pull a girl's knickers down to see her ass, but these days, you'd have to spread her ass to see her knickers!