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Permalink Reply by Pascal on October 13, 2014 at 10:08am

a woman meets a nice guy in a bar. they have a few drinks and after a while they go to his place. they have another drink and slowly head for the bedroom. in that bedroom she sees loads of shelfs, all filled with teddy bears, hundreds of them. on the bottom shelfs smaller, bit cheap looking bears. on the middle shelfs some better looking and bigger bears but on the topshelf there are huge beautifull bears. she thinks its sweet the guy collects teddy bears.

she starts kissing him, one leads to another and they have a night full of passion. in the morning she asks him: "was it good? "

he just replies: "pick your price from the bottom shelf.........."

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 13, 2014 at 10:13am

XD  *  PRIZE    ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Pascal on October 13, 2014 at 10:24am

thereifixedit

ah just to late :)

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 13, 2014 at 10:45am

wife  liked  that  one  .  i   told  her  ,,  but  (of course   )  switched  the  genders  ;-)

 

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on October 18, 2014 at 2:17pm

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on October 13, 2014 at 3:25pm

I went to a wedding held in an old time radio station this past weekend.   The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was good.

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on October 13, 2014 at 4:09pm

X_x

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Permalink Reply by Titch the Clown on October 14, 2014 at 2:08am

A pony walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" But the pony didn't say anything because he was a little horse.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 14, 2014 at 2:18am

how rude  of the  barman  ..  what an  "ass "   ;-)

 

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on October 15, 2014 at 4:47am

My friend has just got back home from Africa and he's buying scratch cards none stop, doing dozens of numbers on the lottery, I think he's got Tombola!

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 15, 2014 at 5:29am

:-0

 

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on October 17, 2014 at 8:00am

This is a song in progress, but may fit here with you misfits.

 

I met Pedro in the Johnson County slammer.

He was doin' thirty days for fighting with Anna.

I said, “Pedro! You don't DO that!”

 

A girl is a princess and a woman is a queen.

Be lovey dovey and keep things serene.

And you never, EVER hit a woman.”

 

He said, “Senor, it ain't like that.

Anna likes to fight at the drop of hat.

She was a  boxer.   Heavy WEIGHT!”

 

Anna's picture was hanging on the wall.

She started looking GOOD and that aint all.

Pedro told me, she cooked muy bueno.

 

I got out of jail first and I stole Anna.

She was hungry for love. I was her top banana.

And for a little while things went great.

 

Till one day she hit me and knocked me down.

I barely got up and she knocked me around.

And she knocked me out. I NEVER hit that woman.

 

When the cops came to get me I said, “It ain't like that.

Anna likes to fight at the drop of hat.

She was a  boxer. Heavy WEIGHT

 

”When I get out of jail I'll get a restraining order.

I'm leaving this town and goin' to Florida.

I wanna make things clear. I never hit that woman.

 

I want to make things clear. I Never hit that woman.

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