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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 24, 2013 at 10:50pm

nope

 

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on March 25, 2013 at 3:09am

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 25, 2013 at 3:11am

chicky's    got spunk  .. lol

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 25, 2013 at 10:15am

This is a math for children don't google it.

 

A farmer is standing on one bank of a river, with a  fox, a chicken, and a bag of grain. He needs to get to the other side of the  river, taking the fox, the chicken, and the grain with him.

However, the  boat used to cross the river is only large enough to carry the farmer and one of  the things he needs to take with him, so he will need to make several trips in  order to get everything across.

In addition, he cannot leave the fox  unattended with the chicken, or else the fox will eat the chicken; and he cannot  leave the chicken unattended with the grain, or else the chicken will eat the  grain. How can he get everything across the river without anything being  eaten?

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on March 25, 2013 at 12:28pm

First take the chicken across, leave the chicken, go back and get the fox, then take the fox across, leave the fox and bring the chicken back, leave the chicken and take the grain across and leave it with the fox, go back and get the chicken and take it across...Either that or get a bigger boat.

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 26, 2013 at 12:25am

Stupid farmer can't tell the difference between a boat and a washtub...

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 26, 2013 at 2:52am

Way to go Thomas your as least as smart as a 4th grader.

when you tell someone the riddle you  give the first two lines, when they make a mistake you tell them why.

The internet kinda killed riddles and trivia!

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Permalink Reply by skuff watson on March 27, 2013 at 9:55am

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are

sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If

you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

The husband, typically nonromantic, replied, “I am on the commode. Please advise."

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on March 27, 2013 at 11:22am

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Permalink Reply by skuff watson on March 29, 2013 at 9:07am

Dog or Hen?

Dan did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked.  "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."  "WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead?  I don't want to die!  I'm too young," said Dan, "I want you to send me back immediately."  "It's not that easy," said St. Peter.  "You can only return as a dog or a hen.  The choice is your own."

Dan thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.  Running around with a rooster can't be that bad.  "I want to return as a hen," Dan replied.  And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.

But now he felt like his rear end was going to blow.  Then along came the rooster.  "Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," he said.  "How do you like being a hen?"

"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my ass is about to explode."  "Oh that!" said the rooster.  "That's only the ovulation going on.  You need to lay an egg."  "How do I do that?" Dan asked.  "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."  Dan clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground.  "Wow" Dan said . "That felt really good!"  So he clucked again and squeezed.  And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground.

The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Dan, Wake up! You're shittin' all over the bed!"

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 29, 2013 at 9:41am

lol... was  that   dan  "sleep"?  :-D

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 29, 2013 at 10:36am

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