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SO... A DUCK WALKS INTO A HARDWARE STORE .....

A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- ummm "No." this is a hardware store .. we sell hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges or apples ?"
- "No.! I just told you , this is a hardware store .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No." !!!!
- "Got any oranges or apples ?"
- "No.!!!! I told you yesterday, we don’t sell that stuff here ! and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so you get the hint !!!"
the next day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"

this is just one of those lil jokes that stick with ya .. you may find yourself chuckling about it in an hour from now .. even rehearsing it later tonight .. not sure why , or what it is about this joke ,, but its addictive .. so i thought i'd share .

you can thank me or blame me later

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 18, 2013 at 9:56pm

hehe

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Permalink Reply by Greg Potts on March 23, 2013 at 10:25am

The way I heard it the duck was walking into a drugstore, and asking if they had any grapes.

A hardware store is probably going to have plenty of nails on hand...

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 24, 2013 at 12:33pm

Where do you find a 1 leg dog..................................................Where ever you left it.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 24, 2013 at 3:51pm

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 24, 2013 at 2:17pm

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 24, 2013 at 2:24pm

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says

"Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!"

But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him.

He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed.

The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer.

The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Oh. Oh! Sorry. Didn't realize it was supposed to be funny...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Peter Greed on March 24, 2013 at 2:34pm

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the
range.
Three weeks later, a duck walked up to him carrying the Bible in its
mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book
out of the duck's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a
miracle!"
"Not really," said the duck. "Your name is written inside the
cover."