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Little Uncle John

Song about some cool guys on CigarBoxNation (well, saying that might calm them down a bit! lol)
Little Uncle John (Jamie MacBlues)
1.Went out last night, to take a little round
I saw Mr Clock , he was driving around
He looked mean, "I'm off home I said"
Found Uncle John hidin' under my bed

2.I said "Uncle John , hey this ain't right"
He said Ive been here for three straight nights
Hidin' from Linda, I'm not the bravest of men
And I ate her last few M&Ms"

3. I got in my bed and there was Bug
He just gave his little shoulders a shrug
He was drinking hooch, straight from the keg
Brought in his family, and they bit my legs

4. And as if that wasn't bad enough
John started singin', and it sure was rough
I dont know what Hell looks like, but I know how it sounds
I shot myself with my last two rounds

5. I dont know how I done it, but I missed me somehow
The bullet hit Bug, he said "I'm outa here now"
But Uncle John was still livin' in fear
Said "don't let Linda find me, and I'll pay you dear"

6."Don't call me dear", I did swiftly say
"You know I've never been inclined that way"
Then I called up Linda, who came straight down
Chased poor Uncle John right outa' town

7. Well the moral of this story, if one ya need
Is don't scratch an itch, you can make it bleed
But the most important moral to be learned
Is "dont steal your woman's last M&Ms

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on September 3, 2015 at 9:31am: Cheers, Sean .Not first time I've immortalised some of the Nation guys in song! Lol

Comment by Sean (Cooper) on September 2, 2015 at 10:55pm: Blimmy m8 bangin it out , sweet

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on September 2, 2015 at 10:34pm: Thanks, James O, ma man :)

Comment by James O Lunsford on September 2, 2015 at 2:43pm: Good stuff Sir

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 30, 2015 at 1:36am: Thanks, Jim, ma man :)

Comment by Jim Morris on August 30, 2015 at 1:30am: Good stuff Jamie.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 29, 2015 at 11:12am: True, John. I think Popye said that. "I'll let you be in my song if I can be in yours", I said that (Shuggy Dylan 's Dream) ;)

Comment by Uncle John on August 29, 2015 at 10:40am: Jamie, it's like music. We like what we like.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 29, 2015 at 10:06am: Yep, John, I googled and that was what came up. Then I googled further, and " sweets/ deserts" came up. I put two posts up about my confusion, then realised that the posts themselves were confusing, so deleted them ! But I had by then already worked out what was meant lol
BTW, your ta tas on that bike were practically non existent, which is why I never noticed. Looked like your usual body to me lol lol

Comment by Uncle John on August 29, 2015 at 7:31am: Jamie, you may be too young and tender to learn about ta-tas. But if curiosity overcomes you, there are two on my chest in the motorcycle photo from Bug.