Words by Uncle John

Woke up this morning
put on dirty drawers
aint no need to shower
and put on stinky clothes
going down to the river
beat my clothes on a rock
river so dirty
I lost my blinkin sock

you never miss that
you never miss that
you never miss that washer
till it's dead an gone

washer repair man came
said his job wasn't fun (not true)
felt like it was the bearings
but it was a sock under the drum (true!)
charged me 50 quid (54 actually!)
and he was gone
got 2 socks now
so no longer need to wear just one..

(second verse by Bug true story)

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Comment by BUGGY (C) on May 2, 2013 at 12:20pm

Thanks Cowbird

Comment by Cowbird on May 2, 2013 at 6:46am

Wow!! great song, great pickin, great singin!  I really enjoyed it!

Comment by BUGGY (C) on April 15, 2013 at 7:19pm

Thanks Downtown Vinnie and James... yeh know what ya mean....

Comment by Downtown Vinnie on April 15, 2013 at 3:43pm

Damn ,unca John words ...lucky u.....love watchin yer right hand.you are such a  good picker brother.....no more ditry drawers images tho...ummmkaayyy...juke joint jumpin

Comment by James on April 15, 2013 at 1:27pm

thats a good one mr bug,  glad you got it fixed !!!

Comment by BUGGY (C) on April 15, 2013 at 11:03am

Thanks Uncle John great song writting skills you have... the Shakespear of CBN?

 

Comment by Uncle John on April 15, 2013 at 9:40am

That put a big smile on my homely face.    Yup, good playing and a pretty dang good song.     

Comment by BUGGY (C) on April 15, 2013 at 8:59am

Wow everyone is online tonight, we could have a party! thanks Diglydog

Comment by Diglydog on April 15, 2013 at 8:54am

Great stuff !

Comment by BUGGY (C) on April 15, 2013 at 8:50am

(and smelly at that...)

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