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Uncle John's New Guitar

Uncle John's Big Guitar
1.Uncle John's got a new guitar
It's bigger than big, wont fit in his car
It's the talk of Nation, and run down bars
Uncle John's big guitar

2.When Clock first saw it, he spat out his grits
It gave Cousin Vinnie, a dose of the "shits"
Poor Jim Morris, fell to bits
Seeing Uncle John's big guitar

3.The President came, and the flag was unfurled
They named it "Eighth Wonder Of The World"
But Republican abuse was promptly hurled
At Uncle John's big guitar

4.Uncle John's got a new guitar
They made it a King, and then a Czar
You can see it from space, and that's pretty far
Uncle John's new guitar

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Comment by Uncle John on January 10, 2016 at 4:01am: Clock, do you take Paypal?

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 10, 2016 at 12:38am: Thanks, Derek, ma man. Glad ya enjoyed it :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 10, 2016 at 12:37am: Did John PAY you for that comment, Clocky? Lol Anyhoo, could not agree more :)

Comment by Derek Rose on January 9, 2016 at 1:31pm: Hehehe! Good song and fine performance!

Comment by Clock The Wolf on January 9, 2016 at 1:10pm: Of course his guitar is that big... he is COSMIC!

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 10:43am: Thanks, Shane, was hoping you'd like it. R2D2 strikes again lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 9:09am: Yep, Wes, bout sums Unk up :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 9:08am: Thanks, Turtlehead. We will get Uncle John even MORE famous, hopefully! Lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 9:07am: Cheers, Todd. I knew someone would notice ! Lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 9, 2016 at 9:05am: Thanks Reeds, ma man :)

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