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LYRICS WARNING The John Tribute

Inspired by a unique Iowa musical flushing system.
I got an up flush crapper
A 3 string lapper
It’s the second act
I’ve done today

I play a little ditty
While it gets a little shitty
My wife is glad
I’m far away

A song would come to mind
From the sound I heard behind
By the smell
I knew I couldn’t stay

I tried to write it down
No paper could be found
What the lyrics are
I couldn’t say

I got an up flush crapper
A 3 string lapper
It’s the second act
I’ve done today

I play a little ditty
While it gets a little shitty
My wife is glad
I’m far away

These words are not divine
They just might be sublime
I had to sing them anyway

If you’re on the crapper
Playing 3 string lappers
Please wash your hands
Right away!

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Comment by smilingdog1 on December 8, 2015 at 6:08pm: Yup, gotta love potty humor Turtlehead!

Comment by turtlehead on December 8, 2015 at 8:18am: Too funny smilingdog! Nice job.

Comment by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 7:20am: Jim, It was difficult to do with a straight face, I don't think I could stand a duet! LOL Besides, we'd get through out of the place!

Comment by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 7:12am: Pick, that's what they must be doing in the warehouse restroom.

Comment by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 7:11am: Thanks Mr. C

Comment by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 7:11am: All you need Clock! LOL

Comment by smilingdog1 on December 7, 2015 at 7:09am: UJ : )

Comment by the anonymous pick on December 7, 2015 at 6:36am

Comment by Mr.C on December 7, 2015 at 5:45am: Classic right there

Comment by Jim Morris on December 7, 2015 at 3:57am: You and Unc could do a crappy duet! Fun song.

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