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Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 27, 2018 at 5:49am

At your service, Uncle! My parents were trying to make me smart with Head as a middle name. They changed my first name six times because I was getting beat up in kindergarten. They tried Bone, A, Fat, Hogs, Sh*t, before settling for Richard. What a sense of humor they had! I might enter that special Trap and Skeet Shoot myself, then at 10am, drop the thong!  Thong up though for lunch with the Canadians, yum! Ah! No expense spared, a virtual headset for everyone who wants to watch the Super Bowl at nude beach ( good cover anyway ). Does Dave plan on driving that Bronco with helicopter support while driving through Los Angles! I hear Wes is the life of the party, once he’s cleaned up! He’s designated MC introducing all the bands! Uncle, your the only scheduled concert at night, opening night!  Pyrotechnics, flame throwers, lasers, big screen  psychedelics , fireworks, fabulous lighting done by local company We Can Make Anybody Look Good, And backing you up will be the Stringworm Chamber Orchestra And The Farting Roster Big Blow Horn Section! Quite a show indeed! That might be the show that gets me from  twirling (that’s what’s it’s called here, roping for everybody else) the goats Maddog, May need to borrow those amps for the  yodeling  Contest.

Comment by Maddog on January 27, 2018 at 5:29am

Had a little problem with the one monstrous amp this morning, should have a new speaker in and have the wattage dialed down just a smidge by noon John.

Comment by Uncle John on January 27, 2018 at 1:15am

Talk about good luck and good timing! Wes Carl got off a Morton Salt Box car in Denison, Iowa (only 25 miles from me) and walked over to the Casey's convenience store and up pulled Dave Lynas in the white 92' Ford Bronco! The guys are here with me now and as soon as Wes showers we are taking off with Kevin Patrick as designated driver! Whoo hoo! Next stop, Nebraska to pickup Maddog who is bringing 5 gits and 2 monstrous amps.

Inventory: Bus capacity 36. (the walk in cooler takes a lot of space). 22 passengers counting MD – well, 28 counting the six dogs for the ugly dog contest. A big box of drivers, putters and mid distance discs for the frisbee golf tournament. 13 shotguns and my Taurus Judge for the Nude Beach Trap Skeet Shoot. 49 gits. Twenty some amps. 6 five gallon cans of gas (be careful with those cigars, you guys). Four dozen glazed douhnuts and two dozen with sprinkles. 23 Iowa Pine scented Christmas tree shaped air fresheners and the on bus two holer out house ( do not use when the bus is stopped).

Destination one: Tijuana, Mexico for Dos Equis and Modello beers and some of the parrot heads want Corona. Corona is not a bad choice for the beach.

Destination two: Sunny California Fest (or bust)

Comment by Uncle John on January 27, 2018 at 12:46am

Fest concierge, Richard Head Sundberg, (call him Rich or Richard, but not Dick) is doing a fine job and keeps adding events!   There will be a Hangover Special Trap and Skeet Shoot at the nude beach at 0800 Pacific time on Saturday the third- shooters and participants may be clothed, but if clothed, must be off the beach by 1000. 

Old CBN friends Grandpa and Clock are holding a wine and cheese tasting event all day Friday the second. 

Erasmo, Pick and the Canadians plan a hockey rink and Canadian beer concession and will be serving moose burgers and caribou cheese burgers.  Sound good, eh?   Get on the stick and stop by.  

It seems like quite a few of you must work for a living so Rich plans to close out the fest with a Super Bowl party ending PROMPLTY at midnight Sunday.

Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 26, 2018 at 1:49pm

The first round is on me, it’ll be great to talk about old times! 

Comment by the anonymous pick on January 26, 2018 at 1:38pm

Well , there's one American beer i'd drink.

(yes , it's a real beer )

Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 26, 2018 at 1:21pm

Its my  concierge  responsibility to my sure nearly everyone is  fulfilled!

Comment by the anonymous pick on January 26, 2018 at 11:50am

Right ,,,  like Canadians are gonna drink  American beer . 

aint gonna happen. 

Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 26, 2018 at 11:31am

Uncle, I can see problems already for our volunteer bartenders. AP might come up and ask for some Herpes! We have two female bartenders. Or Dave might want some Pigs Ass! And Maddog might want a cold Vergina, well, that’s probably what he’ll get or a slap! Erasmo might want a Big Cock IPA, but the response will be “ get in line fella! 

Comment by Richard Sundberg on January 26, 2018 at 11:20am

Uncle, that was my first concern with this rowdy bunch, beer selection and mass quantities! A few prime selections are:       I’ll have a case of Great River Brewery Big Cock IPA for your thirsty group set aside!

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