Formula 1 - my weekend armchair passion! it's Chess on wheels, the thrills and spills, it's about tyres, fuel stops, pit girls and Lewis Hamilton's petulant temperament !

Love 'em or hate 'em, where would we be without our road hogs? ...a lot safer and less frustrating trips for sure... ;-)

See you all on the ROAD!

Guitar - Batman
Drums - Roland TD-12
Bass - Hofner violin bass copy
Boss SE-70
Sound FX Freesound.com

YOU'LL SEE ME EVERYWHERE
IN EVERY TOWN AND THOROUGHFARE
I'M THE ONE YOU LOVE TO HATE
TO CUT YOU IN OR TAILGATE

I NEVER USE MY INDICATOR
CUT YOU IN AND SEE YA LATER
I'LL SIT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS
MAKE YOU PUMP YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS

CHORUS: I'M THE HOGG OF THE ROAD, I'M THE HOGG OF THE ROAD,
GONNA MAKE YOU EXPLODE, I'M THE CLOWN OF THE ROAD

SEE ME GO FLYIN' PAST
MY TUNGSTEN LIGHTS A BLINDING FLASH
GET OUT THE WAY OR I'LL HOG YOUR REAR
I'LL FILL YOUR MIRRORS, NEVER FEAR

GET OFF THE ROAD I'M IN A HURRY
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CEMETARY
I'LL BUZZ YOU LIKE A FLY
IF YOU DON'T LET ME BY

CHORUS

BLACK WINDOWS, GOTTA RACE
YOU'LL NEVER SEE MY FACE
GO FASTER STRIPES ON RUST
YOU WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST

I'M THE BRAWL IN THE TRAFFIC CRAWL
I JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL
I'M THE JUMPER OF ALL THE LANES
DON'T WORRY YOU'LL MEET ME AGAIN...
AGAIN....AGAIN....AGAIN...AGAIN....

CHORUS
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From forthcoming album "Don't Give Up the Day Job" due out in January 2015
Words and music copyright Steve Trowbridge August 2014.