Dogs dinner guitar (mark 3)

Last night I had burritos
and I drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell
is eminating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose
and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and
I don't know what to do

My flatulent ass
sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit
but I'm shit outta luck
My sphincter rears its ugly head
as I clear out the room
I gotta problem and
I don't know what to do

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Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 31, 2012 at 8:37am

Aw thanks for all your comments..  South Paw, Jamie., Uncle John,Oiley, Clock,Bemuzic,Pinetree,James and Roadkill and everyone else... yes smelly vision wouldn't be good for this song!.....just 'aving a laugh!

Comment by South Paw,Davey on March 31, 2012 at 5:50am

Oh mate A+ and then some..

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 31, 2012 at 5:03am

BTW, Bug, that bucket on the gitar could catch on here in Glesga. Save many a good carpet after a "bevvy" lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 31, 2012 at 4:59am

Bug , stop "fartin'around" lol. Take yer foot "off the gas" ;) Nice one, we are aw daft, methinks

Comment by Uncle John on March 31, 2012 at 1:58am

That song STINKS!  Shouldn't you be wearing your gas mask?   That rub does make a good fart song. 

A fond memory of my passed on brother was when my sons were little boys and one cut loose a noisy toot.  They both giggled and so did my brother, Jim.  Then he tells the boys, "There's nothing as funny as a fart."

Guess you had to be there, but it was so stupid, it was classic.  I can see them now.

Comment by bemuzic on March 31, 2012 at 12:09am

glad we haven't got smelly vision yet!!

Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on March 30, 2012 at 10:23pm

Elvis has left the building...a lot funnier than when he entered it.

 

Bug, you frickin' crack me up, dude! You been channeling Spike Jones again, along with your burritos and beer. Brilliant!

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 30, 2012 at 3:51pm

Insanimusic?

 Or unsanitary music?

"Don't put that on your head! You don't know where it's been!"

Comment by PinetreeJoe on March 30, 2012 at 3:04pm

This is not madness.  It's insanimusic. A new genre-pop, rock,country,blues,folk, etc. now insani.

You have bestowed a great gift upon the world.

Comment by James on March 30, 2012 at 12:50pm

now thats what you get for hanging out at that diner they gave me and eating cat meat, lol,

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