50 Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover (Shuggy Dylan)

Fifty Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover
Ma wee pal Tam came up ma hoose the other night
He said "big Gina's daen ma heid in wi' her shite"
Ah said "ah'll help you, pal, there's a way to make it right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover"

Ah said " it's really no' ma habit tae intrude
But she's an ugly bitch and your a cool wee dude
Why ye married her, ah never understood
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
50 ways to leave your lover"
Chorus
Just hide 'roon the back, Mack
Hit her wi a pan, Dan
Gie her a "Glasgow kiss", Big Chris
Just get yerself free
Throw her under a bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Drown her in the sea, Lee
Just get yourself free

Ah said "it grieves me, Tam, to see you in this pain
Ah just wish ah could see yer cheeky wee smile again"
He said " ah appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

Ah said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
Tam said, "ah'm no' gay, pal, and he went ten shades of white
Then ah kissed him, and he realised, ah probably was right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Chorus

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Comment by Jim Morris on March 23, 2016 at 11:10am: Cool stuff Jamie! I'm glad you printed the lyrics so us Yanks could decipher. I'll tell you, i ran sound for Paul McKenna and band Sat night and wish you'd been there to translate when we were doing the sound check! Wonderful group of Glasgow lads.

Comment by smilingdog1 on March 23, 2016 at 11:05am: I can think of 50 ways to complement you but I'll cut it short, ha ha! Style Jamie, you got style.

Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 23, 2016 at 11:02am

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 9:27am: Cheers, pic :)

Comment by the anonymous pick on March 23, 2016 at 9:17am: :-D

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 9:00am: Cheers, Slow Blues Dani n Ol Grey Bear. Ya speak the lingo ! Lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 8:58am: Thanks, Wes lol

Comment by Slow Blues Dani & Ol' Grey Bear on March 23, 2016 at 8:48am: Yer a wee belter wi this un fer sure. Proper canny, I loved it. Totally worth a like button press, and then some!