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I need advice

Ok guys, here's the deal.

I build CBG's and I am a drug dealer from Winston Salem, NC. My parents lived in Raleigh but have recently been arrested for cooking meth. They were also financially dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Charlotte.

I have two brothers: one is serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a jazz musician?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

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Permalink Reply by Bad Finger (Eric) on March 4, 2011 at 6:42am

Bourbon. . . . .smells like Mommy's kisses.

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Permalink Reply by Bob Harrison on March 4, 2011 at 6:59am

Don't speed thru school zones and don't drink and drive, o ya don't gamble.

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Permalink Reply by Outhouse Instruments on March 4, 2011 at 10:25am

What do you call a drummer w/out a girlfriend?

Homeless!

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Permalink Reply by David Davies on March 5, 2011 at 2:31pm

Drummer hate.... gotta love it :)

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Permalink Reply by Josh Gayou (SmokehouseGuitars) on March 6, 2011 at 5:33pm

You're a sick, sick man.

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Permalink Reply by Outhouse Instruments on March 7, 2011 at 1:08am

How many Lead Guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Only 1 .... they think the world revolves around them.

AFKAM

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Permalink Reply by Mad Mike's CBG's on March 7, 2011 at 1:11am

I believe the truth can set you free Matt and telling her about your cousin is a good thing, but don't tell her about your dependence on CBG's this can lead to a possible break down of your relationship. If she wants to know why you spend so much time in your man cave, just tell her it's your personal time spent with Jesus and reading the bible gives you great personal enjoyment...NEVER admit to building CBG's to anyone unless they to are addicted and can understand...Rusty Mike

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Permalink Reply by Bob Harrison on March 7, 2011 at 4:44am

My name is Bob I am an addict.

Rusty Shackleford ( Mike ) said:

I believe the truth can set you free Matt and telling her about your cousin is a good thing, but don't tell her about your dependence on CBG's this can lead to a possible break down of your relationship. If she wants to know why you spend so much time in your man cave, just tell her it's your personal time spent with Jesus and reading the bible gives you great personal enjoyment...NEVER admit to building CBG's to anyone unless they to are addicted and can understand...Rusty Mike

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Permalink Reply by Mad Mike's CBG's on March 7, 2011 at 5:30am

I would get my heads checked out bro...the bike is always there for you rain or shine...please keep us poted about the bike...good luck...

Dan Sleep said:

I think my wife is cheating. Need legitimate advice PLS ?
I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don’t know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Permalink Reply by Ryan Rose on March 11, 2011 at 1:59pm

Hi, Bob.

Bob Harrison said:

My name is Bob I am an addict.

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Permalink Reply by Edgel R Gillespie II on March 20, 2011 at 7:37am

Your reputation will have nothing to do with your girl....... just tell her the truth from the beginning........be honest, since you are trying to clean up your act, you should be carefull about the jazz player thow. Anyways, if she really loves you and really cares about the 2 of you, your family and past should have anything to do with your future.

Clean up your act, introduce her to the CGB world, build her a couple cool boxes and go from there......... be carefull of the 9 month blues, babies always do happen along.... then your defenitely married.

Be good, be smart, be honest.

Maximo

8-)

Still alive after 4 wives and 16 kids to boot.