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SO... A DUCK WALKS INTO A HARDWARE STORE .....
A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- ummm "No." this is a hardware store .. we sell hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges or apples ?"
- "No.! I just told you , this is a hardware store .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No." !!!!
- "Got any oranges or apples ?"
- "No.!!!! I told you yesterday, we don’t sell that stuff here ! and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so you get the hint !!!"
the next day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
this is just one of those lil jokes that stick with ya .. you may find yourself chuckling about it in an hour from now .. even rehearsing it later tonight .. not sure why , or what it is about this joke ,, but its addictive .. so i thought i'd share .
you can thank me or blame me later
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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on
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;-)
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Permalink Reply by Pascal on
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my wife asked me lately if i think her butt has gotten bigger. i told her her butt was just like Kim Kardasian's
that's how the fight started.
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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on
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It's a scientific fact that women who are slightly overweight live longer than the men who comment on it.
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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on
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Good one, Duck.
Since I don't know chit about the Kardashians, and don't want to- I just kind of got the 'fight' portion of Pascal's joke.
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Safest reply when your wife asks if her ass looks big is "Haven't looked in a mirror lately, but I'll go on a diet if you think it would help".
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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on
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Wife= 'darling, how can I make my breasts bigger'?
Husband= 'Try gently rubbing toilet paper between them for five minutes every day'!
Wife = 'Silly, how could that possibly work'?
Husband = 'Well, it sure worked well enough with the cheeks of your ass'!
Three weeks later, and he's still got his jaw wired up! Women 'eh? you just can't help some people! :-D
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XD
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friend of mine told me his mom inlaw was an angel. I told him he was a lucky bastard, mine's still alive.
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My mother in law told me 'I can't wait to dance on your grave'! I said 'well, good luck with that then, I'm getting buried at sea'! :-D
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