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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 17, 2014 at 8:04am

:-o 

  ;-) 

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Permalink Reply by Joe Caruso on October 17, 2014 at 12:50pm

Nice one, Uncle John. I've heard some of your other work, you're a story teller! Thanks for sharing. Post the video when it's done!

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on October 17, 2014 at 1:02pm

Thanks, Joe.  I might video it some time. 

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on October 18, 2014 at 2:37pm

Musical Octopus

A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the Octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus... "He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A bloke walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Jimmy Hendrix. The guitar man pays up his $50.

Another bloke walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong. The man pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look. "Ha Ha!" the Scot says. "Ye canie plae it,can ye?"

The octopus looks up at him and says "Play it?.... I'm going to f$#K it as soon as I figure out how to get its pyjamas off!"

This post is so big you don't know what has and hasn't been posted!

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 18, 2014 at 9:27pm

XD

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 19, 2014 at 1:12pm

:-o

:-D

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 19, 2014 at 1:28pm

Indian  chief can't  fart  ,  so  he   goes  to  the   doctor  .. 
"Big Chief. No fart."
Doctor says OK,  take this VERY  POWERFUL  pill and wait 24 hours. Come back tomorrow if ya  don't rip  an air biscuit  .

 
Next day:
"Big Chief. No fart."
Doctor says OK  take TWO pills this time. Come back tomorrow   if  ya  cant  pull  the  one cheek  sneak  .

Next day:
"Big Chief. No fart."
Doctor says, well...  take 3 pills . That should do it.

Next day:
"Big Chief. No fart. Very angry."
Doctor says, here,  take the rest of the bottle, that should definitely take care of it. 

A few days later  a  little  Indian Brave    walks in  .

doctor  says  .. " what's  your  problem " ?

The Indian Brave  says ;
"Big fart. No Chief." 

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Permalink Reply by Uncle John on October 19, 2014 at 1:48pm

LOL, Pick.  Reminds me of an old doc that used to live in my town.  And old farmer went to him with a bad sinus infection that even affected his hearing.  He told the doc, "I can't even hear myself fart."

 

The doc gave him antibiotics and told him,  "Take these and in a few days your farts will be louder."

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 19, 2014 at 1:59pm

lol..  like  the  blonde  that  told  the  doctor  ..      "  it  hurts  when  i  touch    my       knee  ,    and    my  shoulder      , and  my       foot ,,,,,, and    ....  etc  ..   etc ...  

doc  says    " your  finger's  broken  ". 

  ;-)

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 20, 2014 at 1:08am

reflection   = LOL. 

lines   are  never really  crossed  ,  just the  people that   drew them are  .  .  ;-)

but  i  have seen  the  " family  site  "  speech  here  before  . 

altho  this is not  on the front  page  , you  may  still get  some ....unintended   "reaction"  from  some .

 so  with that in  mind  .  well  ..   its    up  to  you  .  

i , myself am  not  offended  ,   but  i  can see  it  causing  discomfort   elsewhere  . 

i'm  not one  for censorship  ,,  but  there  is something to  be said for    self  censorship  . ;-)

thats  why  i  try  very  hard  not to  have sex  in  church  ;-)

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on October 20, 2014 at 2:37am

Well said Mr Pick. Besides, the pews aren't very comfortable and don't offer the room of a good waterbed. Although it does bring to mind a line from the movie "Top Gun". ;-)

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on October 20, 2014 at 2:45am

:-) 

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