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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 18, 2013 at 9:56pm

hehe

 

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Permalink Reply by Greg Potts on March 23, 2013 at 10:25am

The way I heard it the duck was walking into a drugstore, and asking if they had any grapes.

A hardware store is probably going to have plenty of nails on hand...

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 24, 2013 at 12:33pm

Where do you find a 1 leg dog..................................................Where ever you left it.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 24, 2013 at 3:51pm

XD

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 24, 2013 at 2:17pm

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Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 24, 2013 at 2:24pm

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says

"Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!"

But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him.

He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed.

The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer.

The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Oh. Oh! Sorry. Didn't realize it was supposed to be funny...

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Permalink Reply by Peter Greed on March 24, 2013 at 2:34pm

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the
range.
Three weeks later, a duck walked up to him carrying the Bible in its
mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book
out of the duck's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a
miracle!"
"Not really," said the duck. "Your name is written inside the
cover."

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 24, 2013 at 3:45pm

;-)

 

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Permalink Reply by Graham Alibone on March 25, 2013 at 11:59am

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

'fingers'

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 24, 2013 at 3:47pm

:-o

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 24, 2013 at 9:11pm

Does this page do riddles pick, if so do you know the one about the fox the chicken and the corn?

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Permalink Reply by Coppa Penny on March 24, 2013 at 10:39pm

No

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