Formula 1 - my weekend armchair passion! it's Chess on wheels, the thrills and spills, it's about tyres, fuel stops, pit girls and Lewis Hamilton's petulant temperament !

Love 'em or hate 'em, where would we be without our road hogs? ...a lot safer and less frustrating trips for sure... ;-)

See you all on the ROAD!

Guitar - Batman
Drums - Roland TD-12
Bass - Hofner violin bass copy
Boss SE-70
Sound FX Freesound.com

YOU'LL SEE ME EVERYWHERE
IN EVERY TOWN AND THOROUGHFARE
I'M THE ONE YOU LOVE TO HATE
TO CUT YOU IN OR TAILGATE

I NEVER USE MY INDICATOR
CUT YOU IN AND SEE YA LATER
I'LL SIT RIGHT UP YOUR ASS
MAKE YOU PUMP YOUR FOOT ON THE GAS

CHORUS: I'M THE HOGG OF THE ROAD, I'M THE HOGG OF THE ROAD,
GONNA MAKE YOU EXPLODE, I'M THE CLOWN OF THE ROAD

SEE ME GO FLYIN' PAST
MY TUNGSTEN LIGHTS A BLINDING FLASH
GET OUT THE WAY OR I'LL HOG YOUR REAR
I'LL FILL YOUR MIRRORS, NEVER FEAR

GET OFF THE ROAD I'M IN A HURRY
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CEMETARY
I'LL BUZZ YOU LIKE A FLY
IF YOU DON'T LET ME BY

CHORUS

BLACK WINDOWS, GOTTA RACE
YOU'LL NEVER SEE MY FACE
GO FASTER STRIPES ON RUST
YOU WON'T SEE ME FOR DUST

I'M THE BRAWL IN THE TRAFFIC CRAWL
I JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL
I'M THE JUMPER OF ALL THE LANES
DON'T WORRY YOU'LL MEET ME AGAIN...
AGAIN....AGAIN....AGAIN...AGAIN....

CHORUS
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From forthcoming album "Don't Give Up the Day Job" due out in January 2015
Words and music copyright Steve Trowbridge August 2014.

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Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on August 22, 2014 at 12:11am

yep that's what they do, don't we just love 'em...! (-;

Comment by Furry Johnson on August 21, 2014 at 3:14pm

accelerator stompin finger out the window scowlin tune

Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on August 19, 2014 at 8:38am

many thanks people!  (-

Comment by Diglydog on August 19, 2014 at 5:36am

Great sounds Steve.

I'm afraid it's another vote for Moto GP here.  They say that F1 isn't what it used to be, but it used to be explosive fuel, minimal safety features, death and maiming, so today's (in my view) tedium may be the better option.

As for the real roads - forget it - especially in the South East.  Too many people, lots of them distracted, angry and aggressive.  I now only drive when I need to.  There's no pleasure in driving these days.  Where's my Werthers Originals ?

Comment by Nancy kat on August 18, 2014 at 6:08am

Comment by Nancy kat on August 18, 2014 at 6:05am

Zip and zoom this is fantastic S~Paw~St~~~~Meeeeowwwwy ^.^

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 18, 2014 at 5:25am

Nice one Steven. As someone once said of you "he's a one man band" (actually ,looking back, ah  think it was more like: "he's a man who SHOULD be banned"). Ah well.....................   ;)

Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on August 17, 2014 at 1:06am

no pitstops, no tyre changes, no team tactics, no auto gearboxes, no DRS etc...????? :-(

GP sounds great, all the F1 drivers started on karts I think....literally driving on the seat of your pants! ..anyway thanks for the input CJ, see you on Saturday! (-:

Comment by ChickenboneJohn on August 16, 2014 at 11:42pm

I'm afraid that F1 is my favorite way of getting a few hours sleep on a Sunday...watch the start and first couple of laps and the excitement is over...guaranteed snoozeville. It's a shame, but it ain't what it used to be. Moto GP is where the real racing is...no pitstops, no tyre changes, no team tactics, no auto gearboxes, no DRS etc...pukka wheel to wheel racing..and sliding round the corners...on two wheels...way to go!  When I can get the time this is my speed fix.........me being hounded by a guy 1/3 my age... Honda single vs my twin engined Subaru...80mph on one of these is bloody scary...but the adrenaline is good for the system I reckon. In one race I was chasing on the bumper of the kart in front at full speed and his engine blew up into my visor...I heard a bang and got peppered with hot shrapnel as the conrod exited the crankcase....what fun!

Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on August 16, 2014 at 8:06pm

cheers guys!   looking forward to going back on " the road" for a while, come and say hi! (-:

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