Breaking News. Playing the (imaginary) banjo can land you in court

A commuter accused of indecency on a train has walked free after telling a court he was strumming an imaginary banjo.

Before Melvyn Webb was acquitted, the judge in his trial had informed the jury that men do sometimes innocently ‘fiddle with themselves in public’.

The case arose after a woman complained of seeing a newspaper moving on his lap as he breathed heavily.

To read the full story click here.

P.S. Although it is in the Daily Mail, it seems to be true.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 7, 2012 at 5:07am

dam ...   well  i'm  goin  straight to  prison ..  i was  just polishing  my  nut  on  my pluck  stck  :-/

Permalink Reply by Crimson Toad on March 7, 2012 at 5:37am

Oh my...strumming his banjo..(wink/wink), and adjusting his underpants...lol...horrifiying...sounds innocent enough to me...nice one John...

Permalink Reply by Paul 'PapaHogg' Smith on March 7, 2012 at 5:49am

Truth is stranger than fiction for sure!!! I might just take the bus tomorrow with my imaginary CBG...

Permalink Reply by Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw on March 7, 2012 at 5:55am

What would happen if you brought along your imaginary suitcase drum, stomp box and harmonica as well. I think they'd throw away the key.

Permalink Reply by Uncle John on March 10, 2012 at 9:54am

Roadkill John, if you are up for an imaginary collaboration, I am just pretty darn good on imaginary mouth harp.

Permalink Reply by Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw on March 10, 2012 at 10:07am

You play very damn good on the real one. Now where do I imagine I put that imaginary suitcase?

Permalink Reply by South Paw,Davey on March 7, 2012 at 6:01am

He was just tuning his organ;-0

Permalink Reply by Bad Finger (Eric) on March 7, 2012 at 8:06am
There's no doubt.....the woman saw what she saw.


But I can't be sure what was actually going on.
Permalink Reply by Seaman Jay on March 8, 2012 at 2:16am

She played imaginary flute and he was out of tune. It is a major offence!

Permalink Reply by Slowpaw Steve T on March 7, 2012 at 10:03am

Lucky it was an imaginary banjo, otherwise he'd have got life...  (-;

Permalink Reply by Clock The Wolf on March 7, 2012 at 11:30am

   Least he wasn't playing slide on an imaginary a diddley-bow...

Permalink Reply by Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw on March 7, 2012 at 11:43am

Or an upright bass.

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