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You're a Chav...!

This is the flip-side of the "Put 'em all in the Army now" single, i guess the song is about a dilemma many of us have had at one time or another, you love the girl but are slightly embarrassed by her life style..! A gentle bit of fun about a now rather out-dated yoof culture, enjoy!
(-;

Guitar - Rum Punch/Boss DS-1 distortion pedal/Marshall AS50D.
Drums - Roland TD-12 V-Drums
Bass - Epiphone SG Bass
Vocals - Slowpaw Steve T
Boss SE-70 / Audacity

PLAY LOUD!

YOU'RE A CHAV!

I DON'T LIKE YOUR BURBERRY DRESS
I REALLY HATE YOUR TESCO EXPRESS
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT
I WON'T RIDE YOUR ROUNDABOUT.

CHORUS - YOU'RE A CHAV!
YEH BABY / LORD KNOWS YOU'RE A CHAV
I CAN'T WASTE MY TIME
WITH SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA HAVE

I DON'T WANT TO MEET YOUR MOTHER
I DON'T LIKE YOUR ASBO BROTHER
I DON'T WANT YOU DRAPED IN BLING
JUST WANNA MAKE YOUR DOORBELL RING.

CHORUS

I DON'T WANT TO PAINT YOUR FLAT
I DON'T LIKE YOUR BASEBALL HAT
I DON'T WANT TO MOW YOUR LAWN
JUST WANNA BE UP AND GONE BY DAWN.

CHORUS

I DON'T LIKE YOUR JIMMY SHOOS
I DON'T WANT TO SING YOUR BLUES
I DON'T WANT TO PARTY ALL NIGHT
JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE ALL RIGHT

CHORUS X2

YOU'RE A CHAV...INNIT! (-;

Steve Trowbridge September 2011
Included on forthcoming CD "Slowpaw 2"
in 24-bit mono sound.

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Comment by Strolling Tone on September 1, 2011 at 1:41am: What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

An Innuinnit...

Cool tune Steve. Really nice sound - Looking forward to your set at the forthcoming Soiree...

Comment by Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw on September 1, 2011 at 12:45am: Reminds me of a comment that a biker friend of mine made a while ago. We were in his car and saw a girl who was not dressed in the most tasteful way. I made some comment and he responded with "moped girl". I asked what he meant and he replied "fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you on one".

Another fine song.

Comment by Colin S on September 1, 2011 at 12:20am: Massiv up yourself again steve, snoop observations!

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