Uncle John's Big Guitar
1.Uncle John's got a new guitar
It's bigger than big, wont fit in his car
It's the talk of Nation, and run down bars
Uncle John's big guitar

2.When Clock first saw it, he spat out his grits
It gave Cousin Vinnie, a dose of the "shits"
Poor Jim Morris, fell to bits
Seeing Uncle John's big guitar

3.The President came, and the flag was unfurled
They named it "Eighth Wonder Of The World"
But Republican abuse was promptly hurled
At Uncle John's big guitar

4.Uncle John's got a new guitar
They made it a King, and then a Czar
You can see it from space, and that's pretty far
Uncle John's new guitar

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Comment by Bristol Blue on January 11, 2016 at 4:56pm

Hi all... Ref Clock's Cosmic Uncle pic: Earthquaker Devices ' Acapulco Gold pedal now features a very similar graphic LVQ (laugh very quietly - it's 3.55 AM ;-)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 11, 2016 at 8:08am
Ps love those wee cats, always make me smile :)
Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 11, 2016 at 8:06am
Thanks Nancy :) Hope you and the family all have a great 2016 :)
Comment by Nancy kat on January 11, 2016 at 6:23am

Comment by Nancy kat on January 11, 2016 at 6:20am

Jamie oh Jamie what a class act you are!!!! The music and lyrics are just the best and Wolfie what a super cool pic!!! Meowwwwwzers^..^

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 10, 2016 at 11:15am
Thanks Shaun. Well, Samantha sure has a big...musical talent lol
Comment by Jamie MacBlues on January 10, 2016 at 11:12am
Thanks Preston :)
Comment by Bristol Blue on January 10, 2016 at 9:57am

LOL :-D  ! Mega funny Jamie , the lyrics & the video & nice playing on that new geetar mate! A fitting homage to Uncle & his big 'un .... Also you mentioned size isn't everything ... I just watched this again on YouTube and the video that followed was Samantha Fish ..nudge nudge etc ;-)

Comment by Preston J. Laisure on January 10, 2016 at 8:42am

Loved it!

Comment by Uncle John on January 10, 2016 at 7:25am

Good one, Wes.

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