50 Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover (Shuggy Dylan)

Fifty Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover
Ma wee pal Tam came up ma hoose the other night
He said "big Gina's daen ma heid in wi' her shite"
Ah said "ah'll help you, pal, there's a way to make it right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover"

Ah said " it's really no' ma habit tae intrude
But she's an ugly bitch and your a cool wee dude
Why ye married her, ah never understood
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
50 ways to leave your lover"
Chorus
Just hide 'roon the back, Mack
Hit her wi a pan, Dan
Gie her a "Glasgow kiss", Big Chris
Just get yerself free
Throw her under a bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Drown her in the sea, Lee
Just get yourself free

Ah said "it grieves me, Tam, to see you in this pain
Ah just wish ah could see yer cheeky wee smile again"
He said " ah appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

Ah said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
Tam said, "ah'm no' gay, pal, and he went ten shades of white
Then ah kissed him, and he realised, ah probably was right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Chorus

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Comment by Downtown Vinnie on March 23, 2016 at 8:11pm: Always entertaining ,mate...loved it....

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 23, 2016 at 6:08pm

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 3:39pm: Lol, Click, but slightly off the mark. Usually thin wee students who think they are Bob Dylan :)

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 23, 2016 at 1:29pm

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 1:22pm: Thanks John. Don't worry about questioning your sanity; ah've been doin that for years ( questioning mine, that is, not yours ! Lol)

Comment by Uncle John on March 23, 2016 at 1:04pm: HA HA! Wonderful shite!

This comes as a shock. And makes me question my judgment and sanity. And Hearing.

But I have missed your stuff.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 12:21pm: Cheers, Jim, can imagine you nodding away, pretending you knew what the band was saying! Lol Actually, I am parodying Glesga accent in song. I am singing "ned style" lol

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 12:16pm: Thanks, smilingdog, ma man :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 23, 2016 at 12:14pm: Lol Bug, ma man. Bit self deprecating comment, but I heartedly concur with it ( ma posh voice btw) ;)