A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- ummm "No." this is a hardware store .. we sell hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges or apples ?"
- "No.! I just told you , this is a hardware store .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No." !!!!
- "Got any oranges or apples ?"
- "No.!!!! I told you yesterday, we don’t sell that stuff here ! and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so you get the hint !!!"
the next day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
this is just one of those lil jokes that stick with ya .. you may find yourself chuckling about it in an hour from now .. even rehearsing it later tonight .. not sure why , or what it is about this joke ,, but its addictive .. so i thought i'd share .
you can thank me or blame me later
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I know that Irishman. :)>
I am that Irishman
That reminds me of my late father. We were working outside and he had a 16oz bottle of coke,he went to get a drink a there was a fly in the bottle, He tipped it back and forth a few times trying to get the fly out. Finally he put his thumb over the top shook it a couple of times and let the foam carry the fly out of the bottle then looked at the bottle and took a drink.
lol
A horse walks into a bar,
the barman says...."hey, why the long face ?"
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lol
'This is my last drink before I go to work'.
'Where do you work ?'
'Tesco's'.
'fingers'
I have 2 kids...7 and 5.
This goes along with one of my original jokes:
A duck was walking through the desert and met a lizard sunning himself on a rock.
The lizard says "Mr. Duck, what are you doing in the desert?"
Duck says "I'm a Sand Duck."
Mr. Lizard, what are you doing in the desert?"
Lizard says "I live here numbnuts."
Maybe it's funnier when you are under the influence. Anywho. . .
lol
my 11 year old loved these videos for some time.
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