the legal mess that is the current east texas tramps recording/performing contract, requires us to make some music videos. we're not even sure of how many we have to make as the contracts seem to call for some wacked-out algorithm comprised of, number of songs, total elapsed time of music/video, profain statements or gesturs, directors fired, sets distroyed, the weather durring both shooting and screening, salad dressing used by any and all extras, sub-planitary vibrations and substances consumed durring production of said videos.

so here it is, no.2 in our production run. the cost over-runs on this shoot earned us a call from the head of a&r himself, he, "put his foot down" with regards to our antics and yelled a lot. later he sent us both a nice fruit basket as an apology for misbehaving.

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Comment by HOLLOWBELLY on May 29, 2010 at 6:19pm
awesome tuneage though I gotta say.
Comment by HOLLOWBELLY on May 29, 2010 at 6:18pm
Its 6 am. here in England-I'm sitting butt naked with a Jack Daniels hangover watching the East Texas Tramps logo spinning round.
It was when I pressed replay I knew I had problems.
Now Im staggerin to the bathroom..
Comment by john terrell on May 29, 2010 at 5:59pm
what a work of art ??????? I think its great
Comment by East Texas Tramps on May 20, 2010 at 12:35pm
who's been down grading our video? this is the best shit on the nation or in the world, we paid (still paying) millions on the production. you all don't get it obviously... cbg nerds
Comment by East Texas Tramps on May 20, 2010 at 3:35am
the worst cbg record ever made...

Comment by Warren on April 8, 2010 at 1:50pm
Assjack who? Hank III would be proud...
Comment by Frank F. Posey on June 24, 2009 at 9:39am
Again good music, but on this one better when I close my eyes. Fruit Hell!! need some valium.
Comment by B Tal on June 23, 2009 at 5:25am
CB this was cool for about 4 seconds until I started dry heaving from vertigo, got any fruit left?
Comment by Low Budget Luthier on June 22, 2009 at 2:17pm
gay!
Comment by Jacob Henry on June 22, 2009 at 2:14pm
Beautiful

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