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Comment by eK on February 9, 2012 at 7:47am

+1 with Uncle John when he said: "Bemuzic must wear the hat. I will not negotiate on this. "

Absolutely. It's de rigueur for her now that we've seen it. (And she does look great in a hat!)

Comment by James on February 8, 2012 at 2:59am

lol, i don't need this, i got Mark Bliss!!!............. and if that dont work out, ill be hanging with  uncle john!!!

Comment by Uncle John on February 8, 2012 at 2:26am

   Okay.  I think I want in.   But no tatoos.  I can't stand pain.  And no late nights.  I'm old.  And if any of these arrogant bastard stars piss me off, I am going to bitch slap them.   Three times each.   And if I don't like the fishing tackle in their faces?  Screw em.  Yanking it.  

    No rap.  Did you hear me?   NO RAP.   I would like to work with Nora Jones, Guy Davis,  Bonnie Raitt and Bemuzic.   Bemuzic must wear the hat.  I will not negotiate on this.   Clock can visit, but no fricking wolf.  I am a cat lover.   Oh.  Maybe some Seasick Steve, but I am not letting him get too funky.  And if I want to tell these stars, "Sit your asses down, I want to do a couple of songs."  I am so doing it.  And they better appreciate it.

   Do I have to say shite and bollocks and disrepair like the Brits and Aussies?  I can do that.  I like it.  Been practicing.

   Oh, get rid of the amps.  We are using Wes Carl amps.   And the gits.  No factory made  stuff.  If you didn't play it or buy it from my buds??   You aint playing it. Kazoos?  I will control that too.

   Oh.  Food.  I want complete control of the menu.  COMPLETE FRICKING CONTROL.   And rest rooms.  I want my own.  With a 3 string by the crapper.  Good quality paper too.   And air freshener.   Lots of it.

   I don't work on Ground Hog day, Good Friday, Elvis's birthday or more than 2 days of the week that end in Y.

   I want a nice hot tub and a weekly massage.   Oh.  No flip flops.  Don't like em.  Sqeamish about hurt toes. 

   Pay?  It's the art and companionship I am after.   A million a  year will suffice.  

   I will give this more thought.   I can start in March. 

Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on February 8, 2012 at 1:55am

the aspiring young sound engineer should most importantly know...how to make a great cup of tea...(-:

nice one Penny! (-:

Comment by Roadkill a.k.a. John Maw on February 8, 2012 at 12:58am

Where do I sign up?

Comment by Clock The Wolf on February 7, 2012 at 10:18pm

   Hey, that's MY closet studio!!!