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Little Uncle John

Song about some cool guys on CigarBoxNation (well, saying that might calm them down a bit! lol)
Little Uncle John (Jamie MacBlues)
1.Went out last night, to take a little round
I saw Mr Clock , he was driving around
He looked mean, "I'm off home I said"
Found Uncle John hidin' under my bed

2.I said "Uncle John , hey this ain't right"
He said Ive been here for three straight nights
Hidin' from Linda, I'm not the bravest of men
And I ate her last few M&Ms"

3. I got in my bed and there was Bug
He just gave his little shoulders a shrug
He was drinking hooch, straight from the keg
Brought in his family, and they bit my legs

4. And as if that wasn't bad enough
John started singin', and it sure was rough
I dont know what Hell looks like, but I know how it sounds
I shot myself with my last two rounds

5. I dont know how I done it, but I missed me somehow
The bullet hit Bug, he said "I'm outa here now"
But Uncle John was still livin' in fear
Said "don't let Linda find me, and I'll pay you dear"

6."Don't call me dear", I did swiftly say
"You know I've never been inclined that way"
Then I called up Linda, who came straight down
Chased poor Uncle John right outa' town

7. Well the moral of this story, if one ya need
Is don't scratch an itch, you can make it bleed
But the most important moral to be learned
Is "dont steal your woman's last M&Ms

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 28, 2015 at 10:52pm: Lol, Unk. Maybe Linda liked the Ws most. But anyhoo, out come was the same ( in ma song) l had great fun doing it ( the song as well) lol

Comment by Clock The Wolf on August 28, 2015 at 4:02pm

Comment by Uncle John on August 28, 2015 at 2:34pm: This is all based on misunderstandings, lies, here-say and BS.

I only ate the dang Ws and you'd think Clock would be more hospitable.

And what kind of friend hands me over to the authorities like that?

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 28, 2015 at 1:42pm: Lol Nancy. One wee surprised cat, if ever ah saw one :)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 28, 2015 at 1:38pm: Thanks, Shane ;)

Comment by Nancy kat on August 28, 2015 at 11:13am: Meowwwwww interesting Jamie~~~Meow^..^

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 28, 2015 at 10:02am: Thanks, Nancy :) But can't claim credit for the melody. Its called " Little Sadie" , an old appalachian song, sung by Doc Watson and thousands of others! That's why I called song " Little Uncle John lol

Comment by Nancy kat on August 28, 2015 at 9:26am: Oh Jamie u r a treat to all of us this is just fabulous so fun!!! Has a real country feel to it love the melody Meeeeowwwww^..^