WARNING! Do not actually attempt. The Surgeon General now finds that bargaining with Hoodoo spirits, even to obtain the Big Lucky Hoodoo Gambling Hand, can be hazardous to your health.

well, now that we've got that of the way, if you want your guitar to sound like a Hellhound, you must attach a black velvet bag containing graveyard dust and a Black Cat Bone (the root of a tree that has burned to the ground after being struck by lightning, anointed with Van Van Oil... not the actual bone of a black cat!), wrap it in a rotting burial shroud, with strong cigars and rum as an offering, and bury it at the crossroads at midnight during the dark of the moon (not the full moon... that's for werewolves!). Be sure and place a broken-off piece of tombstone as a marker, so that Baron Cimitiere can find it and replace it with what seems to be an exact duplicate of your guitar... but isn't.

P.S. Please don't actually try this. Just buy a Braxtone cbg. Oh, you what? Oh dear. Oops. I'm so sorry...

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Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 16, 2012 at 9:32am

   A-Yup! Nutty is as nutty does...

Comment by smokestack guitars on March 16, 2012 at 8:52am

Just in "clock is bonifide nuts! He is not faking......Lol. Very entertaining Clock.

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 16, 2012 at 5:53am
Comment by Nancy kat on March 16, 2012 at 5:51am

 Howling cool Wolfie!! just be careful spirits are like wolves call one and u get the whole pack!

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 16, 2012 at 5:36am

   Thank you Jason...

Comment by Jason Mills on March 16, 2012 at 2:28am

Yep explains everything!!Nice playing!

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 16, 2012 at 1:15am

  "...the root of a tree that has burned to the ground after being struck by lightning,

   anointed with Van Van Oil... not the actual bone of a black cat! "

Comment by Uncle John on March 16, 2012 at 12:45am

Elvis says, "Black cat bone!    No wonder Clock is sounding fine.  He must be punished.  Nation cat lovers must hold him down and wrap a small E string around one of his canine teeth and yank it out to give him a mojo tooth."

Most of us don't use those small E strings anyway.

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 15, 2012 at 11:44pm

   tHANKS jAMES AND wES...

Comment by James on March 15, 2012 at 11:36pm

and now we know why you been playing so good!!!

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