" As The Crow Flies"

by Colourblind bolton and Scorching Fingers Bug Buccanan
(Final Words)

I'm sick and I'm broken- and trying to go home. (x2)

I'm a thousand miles from home. I don't want to die alone.

My daddy told me, “You reap what you sow. (x2)

But I didn't listen. Now I'm a sick and homeless hobo.

I'm a bad apple. Far from the tree. (x2)

I wasn't raised up to turn out this a' way....

I was raised up right, but it didn't sink in. (x2)

They raised me for Heaven, but I was bound for sin.

I shoulda gone home - a long time ago. (x2)

A thousand miles as the crow flies, but I'm no crow.

I'm sick and I'm broken- and trying to go home. (x2)

A thousand miles as the crow flies, but I'm no crow.



A thousand miles as the crow flies. I don't want to die alone.

.........................

"About 200 dead crows were found dead near Boston and there was great concern about the possibility of “Avian Flu”. They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. However, he did determine that ninety-eight percent of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks and only two percent were killed by impact with cars.

The city of Boston hired a Ornithological Behaviorist to determine why there were such disproportionate percentages for "truck versus car" kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in very short order.

When crows eat road kill, they always post a "look-out crow" in a nearby tree, to warn of any impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could easily say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck"!"

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Comment by Calim on March 31, 2014 at 1:23am

love it !

Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 27, 2014 at 9:35pm

Thanks Muddy, keith & Clock

Comment by Muddy Creek Guitars on March 27, 2014 at 2:57pm

Oh yeah!

Comment by Keith Rearick on March 26, 2014 at 8:41am

Oh yea, I like it.

Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 26, 2014 at 6:59am

Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 26, 2014 at 3:24am
....was
Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 26, 2014 at 3:23am
No no no ...it's a truck!!
Comment by Clock The Wolf on March 25, 2014 at 1:47pm

Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 25, 2014 at 12:34pm

Comment by BUGGY (C) on March 25, 2014 at 12:30pm

Anytime Uncle John you are the real deal...and a great wordsmith...

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