50 Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover (Shuggy Dylan)

Fifty Glaswegian Ways To Leave Your Lover
Ma wee pal Tam came up ma hoose the other night
He said "big Gina's daen ma heid in wi' her shite"
Ah said "ah'll help you, pal, there's a way to make it right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover"

Ah said " it's really no' ma habit tae intrude
But she's an ugly bitch and your a cool wee dude
Why ye married her, ah never understood
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
50 ways to leave your lover"
Chorus
Just hide 'roon the back, Mack
Hit her wi a pan, Dan
Gie her a "Glasgow kiss", Big Chris
Just get yerself free
Throw her under a bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Drown her in the sea, Lee
Just get yourself free

Ah said "it grieves me, Tam, to see you in this pain
Ah just wish ah could see yer cheeky wee smile again"
He said " ah appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the fifty ways


Ah said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
Tam said, "ah'm no' gay, pal, and he went ten shades of white
Then ah kissed him, and he realised, ah probably was right
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Chorus

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on April 5, 2016 at 9:29pm
Cheers eK , ma man :) Nice to hear from you again:)
Comment by eK on April 5, 2016 at 4:35pm

Brilliant as usual Jamie!

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 28, 2016 at 9:40am
Maybe a trio, RTZ: you, Shuggy , AND me! Lol
Good your getting back in way of things.
Yep, Country album sounds good, various artists. Or TWO artistes: Simon and Garfunkle? It's a thought, tho :)
Comment by RTZGUITARS on March 28, 2016 at 9:28am

Starting to play again after some down time. Maybe RTZ and Shuggy could do a track soon.

Been a while for a CBN record might have to make a post and get something going. Maybe a Country record that gives a wide range of songs instead of one artist.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 26, 2016 at 10:49pm
Cheers RTZ , ma man. Like you n me, Shuggy struggles on;)
Comment by RTZGUITARS on March 26, 2016 at 6:10pm

Shuggy at his best

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 24, 2016 at 10:54am
Thanks, James O, ma man:)
Comment by James O Lunsford on March 24, 2016 at 10:48am

LOL Cool fun stuff

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 24, 2016 at 12:51am
Cheers, Vinnie, ma man :)
Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 24, 2016 at 12:50am
That's more accurate now, Clocky :)

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