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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 21, 2012 at 2:05am

Cat demandin' catnip! And the DOPC (Dept Of Cat Health) still say  catnip "not addictive" !! (ah'm aff for a ciggy and a pint)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on March 21, 2012 at 2:03am

Love it Clock. Cat wi machine gun v Wolf. Know who ma maoney would be on : WOLF (LOL)

 

Comment by Clock The Wolf on February 23, 2012 at 9:08am

   " so who's the ass now???????? "      

   Nothing serious!!! I made the mistake of looking at the Guitar Center website and had bad dreams as a

  result.

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Someone wants stabbing with a spork...
Comment by the anonymous pick on February 23, 2012 at 5:42am

fut the  wuck ?

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