My nickname is actually Fozzie but I just got through a bout with the gout. I told my son (10yrs old) "Come here Jed, check out my fat toe." Without even blinking my son said, "Dad, all your toes are fat!" And thus a legend was born!
Welcome aboard, Fozzie! You will find lots of helpful folks and information here on all things CBG (CBU, CBB, etc.) Feel free to poke around, ask questions, and post your stuff (photos, recordings, videos, etc.).