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Permalink Reply by Keni Lee Burgess on September 30, 2011 at 5:15am

One day, a woman found out she was going to have twins.

The doctor told her medical science was so advanced that at he could tell her, not only was she was going to have two boys but,

 that one would grow up to become a lawyer and the other would become a musician.

She was a little worried because she knew here husband thought musicians were all lazy bums.

So when she told him, he got so mad, he shot her in the stomach hoping to kill the right one.

After the smoke cleared, you could hear coming out of her belly, a voice singing...

"You killed my brother...but you didn't kill me...

I hide behind the right kidney"... 

  

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Permalink Reply by Slowpaw Steve T on September 30, 2011 at 5:42am

An Accordion player left his Accordion on the back seat of his parked car...when he returned an hour later he found the car window smashed and three Accordions on the back seat...(0:

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Permalink Reply by Mark Bliss on September 30, 2011 at 7:10am

You ever hear the one about the bass player who played so out of tune someone actually noticed?   

 

Sorry bass players..........

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Permalink Reply by Keni Lee Burgess on September 30, 2011 at 7:16am

What do you call 100 banjos at the bottom of a lake? A good start!

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Permalink Reply by Slowpaw Steve T on September 30, 2011 at 9:22am

What do you call the scruffy guy who hangs around with musicians?

The Drummer...

 

Sorry Drummers... (0:

 

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Permalink Reply by Ron "Oily" Sprague on September 30, 2011 at 9:29am

Slowpaw Steve T said:

What do you call the scruffy guy who hangs around with musicians?

The Drummer...

 

Sorry Drummers... (0:

 

Nunt-uh. Roadie.

>:-E

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Permalink Reply by Mike Bingham on September 30, 2011 at 11:21am

A guy found an magic lamp and when he rubbed it a genie popped out (groan, groan...)  The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes."  The guy said, "I want a banjo!" Poof! - he had a fine new banjo.  The genie said, "What's your second wish?" The guy said, "I wish you would go away so I can tune my banjo."  Poof!!! The genie was gone. It was also the last magic lamp.

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Permalink Reply by Mike Bingham on October 2, 2011 at 3:01am

 

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every one in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I may have written that."



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Permalink Reply by Roosterman on October 2, 2011 at 10:24am

How do you know there is a drummer at your door?

 

The knock gets faster and faster.....

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Permalink Reply by Vince Stark on October 3, 2011 at 9:54am

And he doesn't know when to come in....

Roosterman said:

How do you know there is a drummer at your door?

 

The knock gets faster and faster.....

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Permalink Reply by Outhouse Instruments on October 3, 2011 at 10:22am

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

 

How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One .... he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

 

How do you get 2 trombonists to play in tune?

Shoot one of them!

 

 

I'll be here all week folks ..... try the veal.

 

 

AFKAM

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