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SO... A DUCK WALKS INTO A HARDWARE STORE .....

Posted by the anonymous pick on January 25, 2013 at 1:20pm in Other stuff - off topic, fun stuff, whatever

A duck walks into a hardware store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
-  ummm "No."  this  is a hardware store  .. we sell  hardware stuff .
- "Got any fresh oranges  or apples ?"
- "No.!  I  just told  you  , this  is a hardware store  .
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."   !!!!
- "Got any oranges  or apples ?"
- "No.!!!!  I told you yesterday,  we don’t sell  that stuff    here  !   and If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor so  you  get the  hint !!!"
the next  day, the duck walks in and asks:
- "Got any nails?"
- "NO!!!!."
- "Got any fresh fruit?"

this  is  just one of those lil  jokes  that stick  with ya  ..   you  may  find yourself  chuckling  about it    in  an hour from  now  ..  even rehearsing  it  later  tonight  ..  not  sure  why    , or  what it  is about this joke  ,,  but  its addictive  ..    so  i  thought i'd share .

you  can thank  me  or  blame  me  later 

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  • Rooster January 27, 2016 at 3:11pm

    Thanks ;-)

  • nailtown slim January 27, 2016 at 5:56am

    306522718?profile=originalI had a thought the other day about how life has changed over the years, when I was a kid you had to pull a girl's knickers down to see her ass, but these days, you'd have to spread her ass to see her knickers!

    • the anonymous pick > nailtown slim January 27, 2016 at 12:04pm

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      • nailtown slim > the anonymous pick January 27, 2016 at 12:45pm

        Referring to the pair on the left, please don't laugh, my granddad had problems with those whenever he was getting changed at the gym! The other guys used to say 'how long have you been wearing those George'? And he always replied 'ever since my wife found them down behind the back seat of the car'! 

        • the anonymous pick > nailtown slim January 27, 2016 at 2:23pm

          sorry  ,,,,  i  laughed  ;-)

  • nailtown slim November 13, 2015 at 10:56am

    306500474?profile=originalI just bought a book called 'How to live for a week with no money'! W.H. Smith's £99.99p.

    I went to the library and asked for a book on suicide, she said they hadn't got any, I said 'your catalogue shows you have ten of them listed'! The librarian said 'yes, we do, but they take them out and then they never bring them back'!

    I'm reading a book at the moment called 'Mysterious Happenings' my wife said 'where did you get that from'? I said  'I don't know, it just appeared on the table late one night'!

    'The History Of Nailtown Slim' is an interesting set of books though! :-D

    • the anonymous pick > nailtown slim November 13, 2015 at 11:12am

      (book  of  matches  ) -    "CANT'T  READ  ?  SEE  OFFER  INSIDE  !

      • RTZGUITARS > the anonymous pick November 14, 2015 at 4:30pm

        Q. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
         A. Because if it had four doors it's be a chicken sedan.

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