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Permalink Reply by Ron "Oily" Sprague on January 25, 2013 at 7:23am

An Irishman, And Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, squeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"

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Permalink Reply by Slowpaw Steve T on January 25, 2013 at 9:43am

(-:

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Permalink Reply by Thomas "Duck" Petry on January 30, 2013 at 12:43pm

I know that Irishman. :)>

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Permalink Reply by Patrick Curley on February 19, 2013 at 12:26pm

I am that Irishman

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Permalink Reply by C Cook on January 18, 2015 at 2:19pm

That reminds me of my late father. We were working outside and he had a 16oz bottle of coke,he went to get a drink a there was a fly in the bottle, He tipped it back and forth a few times trying to get the fly out. Finally he put his thumb over the top shook it a couple of times and let the foam carry the fly out of the bottle then looked at the bottle and took a drink.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 25, 2013 at 8:20am

lol

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Permalink Reply by Slowpaw Steve T on January 25, 2013 at 9:42am

A horse walks into a bar,

 

the barman says...."hey, why the long face ?"

 

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 25, 2013 at 12:16pm

lol   

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Permalink Reply by Graham Alibone on March 15, 2013 at 11:53pm

'This is my last drink before I go to work'.

'Where do you work ?'

'Tesco's'.

'fingers'

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Permalink Reply by Bad Finger (Eric) on January 25, 2013 at 10:01am

I have 2 kids...7 and 5.

This goes along with one of my original jokes:

A duck was walking through the desert and met a lizard sunning himself on a rock.

The lizard says "Mr. Duck, what are you doing in the desert?"
Duck says "I'm a Sand Duck."

Mr. Lizard, what are you doing in the desert?"
Lizard says "I live here numbnuts."

Maybe it's funnier when you are under the influence.  Anywho. . .

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 25, 2013 at 12:16pm

lol

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Permalink Reply by colin mcgrath on January 26, 2013 at 10:04am

my 11 year old loved these videos for some time.

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