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I need advice

Ok guys, here's the deal.

I build CBG's and I am a drug dealer from Winston Salem, NC. My parents lived in Raleigh but have recently been arrested for cooking meth. They were also financially dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes in Charlotte.

I have two brothers: one is serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who is a jazz musician?

Signed, Worried About My Reputation

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Permalink Reply by mark "mudcat" quigley on March 2, 2011 at 5:05pm

only if you want her to leave you for a lowlife bum. and with your family history, why doesn't your cousin play the blues???

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Permalink Reply by Mark Bliss on March 2, 2011 at 8:29pm

Nice Matt. Try singing that in the key of A.

And name that tune my cousins confused.

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Permalink Reply by mark "mudcat" quigley on March 3, 2011 at 4:08am

that's nothin. i'm writing a song----my sister's my mama, but she'll always be grandma to me

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Permalink Reply by JUJU on March 3, 2011 at 4:13am

i 'd tell her for sure but dont mention you know Banjo Anthony from the UK or the shit will hit the pan so fast it'll Crack !

:) ..would love to meet your family one day they sound so cool hehe!

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Permalink Reply by Keni Lee Burgess on March 3, 2011 at 4:36am

I heard a story like this, but it went:

A woman was expecting twins.

A gypsy told her, one would grow up to be a doctor, the other would be a musician.

When she told her husband, he became so angry, that he shot her in the stomach saying, "No child of mine is going to be a musician"!!!

After the smoke cleared, you could hear singing:

"You killed my brother...but you didn't kill me...I hid behind the right kidney.

LOL

Enjoy.

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Permalink Reply by Dan Sleep on March 3, 2011 at 7:16am

I think my wife is cheating. Need legitimate advice PLS ?
I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don’t know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?