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Bug Attack! (on Simmers Biscuit Tin Uke, unplugged)

A film about: Infestation, molestation, privatization , and deprivation
Strung out all across the Nation Syrup of Figs and constipation!
Shug The Bug
1.I met a wee bug, his name it was Shug, he was sitting on ma telly
With a tattoo of his wife , the love of his life, tho her six wee feet they were smelly

2.I said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug, ah'm off to get ma anti bug spray now"
Shug was polite, he said "that's your right, oh and by the way, have a nice day now"

3. During "Emmerdale Farm", he came to no harm, ah even let him live through "Corrie"
But ma duty was clear, throw him out on his ear, though ah admit ah was a little bit sorry

4.Ah said "wee bug, whose name it is Shug,
can maybe we come to mutual agreement
You leave with no fuss, ah'll even pay for your bus" , he laughed and ah knew just what he meant!

5.It came to a duel, he was nobody's fool, he ran up the leg of ma trousers
He bit me sore, on the bit girl's adore, and ah was in dire need of young Doogie Howser (MD)

6.I shouted "no more", as I rolled on the floor, and he let go his grip on ma willy
Now he lives with his wife, here rent free for life, 80 children, and a brother called "Billy"

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 9:08am: Could do with borrowing those kitties, Nancy :) Catching some silver beetles this weather, and they don't don't even sing me a song ;)

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 9:03am: Lol, Pick. Here in Scotland, if its not the bugs, its the midges :)

Comment by Jim Morris on October 9, 2015 at 9:01am: Good stuff!

Comment by Clock The Wolf on October 9, 2015 at 7:51am: b

Comment by Nancy kat on October 9, 2015 at 7:11am

Comment by Nancy kat on October 9, 2015 at 7:10am: Lol Jamie real cute!!! Meeeowwwww^..^

Comment by the anonymous pick on October 9, 2015 at 6:33am

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on October 9, 2015 at 6:29am: Thanks, John. Sorry you not in it this time lol

Comment by Uncle John on October 9, 2015 at 6:28am: Fun stuff!

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