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Little Uncle John

Song about some cool guys on CigarBoxNation (well, saying that might calm them down a bit! lol)
Little Uncle John (Jamie MacBlues)
1.Went out last night, to take a little round
I saw Mr Clock , he was driving around
He looked mean, "I'm off home I said"
Found Uncle John hidin' under my bed

2.I said "Uncle John , hey this ain't right"
He said Ive been here for three straight nights
Hidin' from Linda, I'm not the bravest of men
And I ate her last few M&Ms"

3. I got in my bed and there was Bug
He just gave his little shoulders a shrug
He was drinking hooch, straight from the keg
Brought in his family, and they bit my legs

4. And as if that wasn't bad enough
John started singin', and it sure was rough
I dont know what Hell looks like, but I know how it sounds
I shot myself with my last two rounds

5. I dont know how I done it, but I missed me somehow
The bullet hit Bug, he said "I'm outa here now"
But Uncle John was still livin' in fear
Said "don't let Linda find me, and I'll pay you dear"

6."Don't call me dear", I did swiftly say
"You know I've never been inclined that way"
Then I called up Linda, who came straight down
Chased poor Uncle John right outa' town

7. Well the moral of this story, if one ya need
Is don't scratch an itch, you can make it bleed
But the most important moral to be learned
Is "dont steal your woman's last M&Ms

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Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 29, 2015 at 6:48am: You're welcome, Jim, ma man :). Not a biker maself, but that is sure one eco friendly bike. Only problem is leathers might dazzle other drivers lol

Comment by Jim_N on August 29, 2015 at 6:11am: Thanks for the kind words, Jamie.

The bike is built around a ’53 (or, more likely, a ‘71) gutted BSA frame. Its heart is a heavily breathed on, bored out Saab 1 cylinder/two stroke, 35cc lawn mower engine that’s powered by refined sludge I collect from various fried food joints’ grease pits.

PS: I realize the violet and yellow leathers don’t go that well with the helmet, but it was the best I could come up with after discovering how easily my first choice- pink chiffon, wrinkles.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 29, 2015 at 4:45am: Glad Linda liked it , John. Gonna have to Google ta tas BTW?! Glad you guys all enjoying bit of banter :) That is some bike, Jim lol

Comment by Uncle John on August 29, 2015 at 3:02am: Nice, Jim. But where are my Ta-Tas?

Comment by Uncle John on August 29, 2015 at 2:21am: Jamie, Linda came down to the den and watched this and laughed and laughed. I think it was at your singing, Jamie.

She truly enjoyed it.

Bug, you've given me a motorcycle and Ta-Tas! I am a big fan of both. Or all three.

Ha, Linda just brought me down a little bowl of M&Ms. I guess all is forgiven.

Comment by Jamie MacBlues on August 28, 2015 at 11:34pm: PS Buggy, love the picture. Makes me think, tween you, Clock, and a few others, we should get a Nation scrapbook together, of the funniest photos.