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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on January 18, 2015 at 6:03am

Sorry about the swearing bit, I tried to delete it, but couldn't!

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on January 18, 2015 at 10:54am

;-) 

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Permalink Reply by darryl kernaghan on March 4, 2015 at 9:31pm

Aguy is travelling through Spain,and goes to a bull fight,has a great time,then decides to get something to eat.He finds a little cafe and asks for the house special,10 minutes later the waiter brings him a large dish with 2 huge balls on it,guy shrugs his shoulders and chows down.It was delicious,so the guy came back 4 days in a row and enjoyed an astounding meal,then on the 5th day he orders the same again,but the waiter only brings him 2 tiny balls on a large plate.The guy demands to know what's going on,and the waiter replies 'senor,the bullfighter doesn't allways win'

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 5, 2015 at 2:06am

XD

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on March 5, 2015 at 1:19am

A man goes into a strange bar and everyone looks up at him, and then ignores him and continues chatting amongst themselves, all except the barman who's quite friendly, so the man asks him why the others are so unfriendly? The barman says 'they just have to get used to you first, you tell them a joke and it'll break the ice'! So the man says 'O.K. how about this one then'? and tells them a joke about an actress and a bishop! He ended the joke with the punch line and then waited for the reaction! Suddenly a midget who'd been sitting quietly in the corner reading a newspaper jumped up and ran from woman to woman, quickly squeezing their breasts before sitting back down and picking up his newspaper again! The stranger was amazed, he said 'wow, what was all that about'? The barman said 'it happens every time, as soon as someone cracks a joke, a little titter runs through the room'!

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 5, 2015 at 2:06am

XD

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Permalink Reply by RTZGUITARS on March 5, 2015 at 3:21pm

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 5, 2015 at 3:31pm

:-o

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Permalink Reply by Titch the Clown on March 5, 2015 at 7:21pm

A bit late, George W was president ages ago.

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Permalink Reply by Pascal on March 5, 2015 at 11:31pm

Jack forgot his 14th anniversary. Carol was very pissed about that and told Jack: tomorow, i want a gift on the driveway that goes from 0 to 60 under 6 seconds"

next day there was a wrapped present on the driveway. Carol took it inside and unwrapped it and found a new scale in it.

Jack is missing for 5 days now.

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Permalink Reply by the anonymous pick on March 6, 2015 at 2:25am

lol

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Permalink Reply by nailtown slim on March 6, 2015 at 1:49am

What do politicians and babies diapers have in common? they are both full of crap and need changing on a regular basis!

I went into a music shop and asked 'do you have anything by 'the doors'? The girl behind the counter said 'yes sir we do,

a fire extinguisher and two buckets of sand'!

What was Momma Cass's favourite musical instrument at school?  = The dinner bell!

A company is developing a music chip that stores thousands of songs and they will be fitted inside women's breast implants, now let them moan that men just stare at their breasts, but never listen to them!

Two chavs in a car and there's no music playing, who's driving? = The police!

The other week I saw 'Sting' the singer walking along the seafront here in Brighton, I had to shout across the road 'Hi Sting,  I've got every single one of your records at home'! He smiled and raised his hand in a salute, nice guy! He's gonna be pissed when he gets home and finds out he's been burgled though!

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