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Titties & Tires

Titties & Tires By Uncle John
~ inspired by my work friends

I (G) used to have a woman and a new Chevrolet
But the (C) payments on em’ drove me away
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

She had (G) thirty pairs of shoes seventeen coats.
But if (C) things weren’t right I was always the goat.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

Carburetors, transmissions and washing machines
Cost more money than I ever seen.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

If it (G) aint one thing it’s always something else
Gimme (C) money for this or get the hell out
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

Titties and tires, give me miles and miles of smiles
But they always turn out to be trouble.

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Comment by the anonymous pick on February 6, 2012 at 10:51pm: (.)(.) & O

:-}

Comment by turtlehead on February 6, 2012 at 10:50pm: You need to go to Nashville and teach those people how to write a song. This is really very good Uncle John. It has a little bit of everything - a clever turn of phrase, alliteration, clever rhyming (miles and miles of smiles) it's catchy, funny and it rocks. I've been playing along and loving it. I'm adding it to my repertoire if you don't mind.