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Titties & Tires By Uncle John
~ inspired by my work friends
I (G) used to have a woman and a new Chevrolet
But the (C) payments on em’ drove me away
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.
She had (G) thirty pairs of shoes seventeen coats.
But if (C) things weren’t right I was always the goat.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.
Carburetors, transmissions and washing machines
Cost more money than I ever seen.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.
If it (G) aint one thing it’s always something else
Gimme (C) money for this or get the hell out
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.
Titties and tires, give me miles and miles of smiles
But they always turn out to be trouble.
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Comment by Uncle John on February 9, 2012 at 2:38pm Thanks Oily. I'd love to have Toby Kieth do it. Or Dwight Yoakum. Maybe they could clean it up to Mammaries and Michelins. Actually, I was gonna use Mammaries, but I can not spell it.
Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on February 9, 2012 at 1:26pm
Comment by Uncle John on February 8, 2012 at 9:01pm Thanks Shane.
Jabes? I did not know what an earworm is. Looked it up. (LOL)
An earworm is a piece of music that sticks in one's mind so that one seems to hear it, even when it is not being played.
Comment by jabes on February 8, 2012 at 6:51pm i gotta dam* earworm ;)
Ha ,Ha .
The sentiment is bang on John ...Through experience lol.
Great song .
Comment by Uncle John on February 8, 2012 at 3:41pm Thanks: Phillip-- I think they are tetons in your French. There is a mountain range in the western US called the Grand Tetons, which I think that most people do not know - roughly translates to 'big tits'.
Chris: I support tatties too.
Johno: Thanks!
Comment by johno on February 8, 2012 at 3:20pm classic,
Comment by 407bug on February 8, 2012 at 3:16pm Uncle John You are a legend!.... what a great song writer you are!... in Scotland they call them tatties!
so "Tatties and Tyres"
(Write me a song Uncle John????)
Comment by Phillip Robert on February 8, 2012 at 1:39pm ...Only had to read lyrics to sing with you that song John...
I'll try that seriously...to learn to sing...with a very nice teacher...
Love this song......°<[:-) [---]==={
Comment by Uncle John on February 8, 2012 at 1:14pm Thanks Jabes. We all got troubles!
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