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Titties & Tires

Titties & Tires By Uncle John
~ inspired by my work friends

I (G) used to have a woman and a new Chevrolet
But the (C) payments on em’ drove me away
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

She had (G) thirty pairs of shoes seventeen coats.
But if (C) things weren’t right I was always the goat.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

Carburetors, transmissions and washing machines
Cost more money than I ever seen.
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

If it (G) aint one thing it’s always something else
Gimme (C) money for this or get the hell out
If it’s got (D) titties or tires it’s gonna be trou- (G) ble.

Titties and tires, give me miles and miles of smiles
But they always turn out to be trouble.

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Comment by Ron "Oily" Sprague on February 18, 2012 at 4:53am: Ohhh-kkkaaayy:

Hooters and Scooters

Juggs and Lugs

Bazooms and Balloons

Vavooms and Vrooms

Comment by turtlehead on February 18, 2012 at 2:40am: Well I just did it at open mic and it was a hit as I suspected. I could see the audience hanging on every word and it garnered the best applause of the night for me. As I strummed the last chord, I said, "It's true" and that sealed the deal. Because it is true.

Comment by Uncle John on February 13, 2012 at 10:27am: Wankers and Wheels!!!! Diane, that's priceless. Love it and LOL.

Can you do do that version for us?

Comment by Diane in Chicago on February 13, 2012 at 9:23am: Funny, I wrote a song just like this a few years back. It was called "Wankers and Wheels."

Comment by Uncle John on February 13, 2012 at 7:42am: Thanks Owl. We know what we like. Troy, that actually sings pretty good.

Comment by Troy Pierce on February 12, 2012 at 11:31pm: Mammary inflatables and steel belted radials?

Comment by Whiteowl on February 12, 2012 at 10:15am: back for more titties and tires

Comment by Uncle John on February 9, 2012 at 4:13pm: Boobs and innertubes! Yes. Phygrian, you are right on. John Carter Cash would have blown it away. Just my luck he's gone.

Just dreaming anyway. Don't cost anymore.