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T. D. I. A. P.

Just for fun. Having fun with a phrase I heard a friend say.

T. D. I. A. P. by Uncle John

Land [I] lord bangin’ on my door,
Say the rent’s overdue
this has happened before.

Chorus (after each verse)
So I [IV] told him,
‘Tee. Dee. I. A. [I] Pee.
You gotta [V] fix this place up,
[IV] This dump is a [I] place.

The fridge runs hot,
don’t keep my beer cold.
My ice cream melts,
this crap is getting old.

Ain’t got no hot water,
and the crapper don’t shut off.
Asbestos on the pipes
is making me cough.

The roof leaks
and the door don’t lock,
Crappy linoleum rips my socks.

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Comment by Uncle John on August 27, 2012 at 2:07pm: Thanks, W.M.!

Comment by W.M. Peterson on August 27, 2012 at 1:36pm: Easy goin' song, love it, great lyrix , chrz

Comment by Mike Bingham on August 16, 2012 at 9:18pm: LOL - I wouldn't rule out a foot model career. Stranger things have happened.

Comment by Uncle John on August 15, 2012 at 6:13am: Thanks Mike. I like the comments too. Except for the guy denigrating my big toe. Gees, I hadn't noticed that. No career in sight as a foot model?

Comment by Mike Bingham on August 14, 2012 at 9:50pm: Cool song! Cool comments - I love the one, "No. Leave it!" That is FUNNY! Gonna steal it. Jiggle the handle - hilarious.

Coolest of all though, is the big toe! Man that thing's run out like a party whistle!!!

Comment by Slowpaw Steve T on August 14, 2012 at 4:43am: You're advancing in leaps and bounds UJ....harp, singin and playin...! (-:

Comment by Uncle John on August 12, 2012 at 7:53am: Thanks, Paul!

Comment by Paul David Smith on August 12, 2012 at 12:23am: Hey Unc, that's a nice sound ya got go'in there in IA.

Comment by Uncle John on August 10, 2012 at 5:05pm: RTZ

I tell him that all the time!!!!!! Just jiggle the handle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LINDA

Comment by RTZGUITARS on August 10, 2012 at 4:59pm: MR. ROBINSONS NEIGHBORHOOD. CILL MY LANDLORD. jOHN IF THE CRAPPER DON'T SHUT OFF JIGGLE THE HANDLE.