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Swamps ain't for free!.wmv

Swamps ain't for free a sorrry tale of a poor deperate insect...gone bad!

Well I'm going down to Clocks house in my bug
To get myself a swampwitch
I'm gona dig a great big hole
with a second hand thunderbird mole
and get myself his witch

I'm gonna give his woolf some drugged up food
and get him in the right mood
as i wanna get his swampwitch

I tried at Jasons the other day
and got into his tent
but the damn witch bit me
and chased me over the fence

Man I need a witch
and getting one for frees a bitch

I couldn't get past pick's bees
and I tried to crawl past on my knees
Getting one for free is a pain
So I'm of to Barheign

Mr Oily gonna be playing at the border
I hope to pose as a guard
He wont see me coming
as I'll runn of fast with his order

Man I need a witch
and getting one for free is a bitch

Well the cigar box police
caught up with me
and banged me up in Jail
So whilst I'm there I write this song
To tell you of my fail

Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch

Well I got 10 years for attempted swamp kidnap
And I still didn't get no guitar
if I'd thought about it first
I should have know it would be cursed

Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch!

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Comment by Jason Mills on June 15, 2012 at 9:20am: This is all I could come up with,take a sandwich and a jacket might cold at the beach!!!

Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:06am: introducing the bug zapper 2000 , the first line of defense in swamp witch theft prevention .

Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 8:42am: conspirators all!!!

;-)

Comment by Diglydog on June 15, 2012 at 6:58am: Sorry that desperation drove you to crime ... but it's a good song ! They say that the best things in life are free, but that's rubbish. They're obviously not. Let us know which flea-ridden jail you're festering in and we'll send you a file in a cake ;-)