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Swamps ain't for free!.wmv
Swamps ain't for free a sorrry tale of a poor deperate insect...gone bad!
Well I'm going down to Clocks house in my bug
To get myself a swampwitch
I'm gona dig a great big hole
with a second hand thunderbird mole
and get myself his witch
I'm gonna give his woolf some drugged up food
and get him in the right mood
as i wanna get his swampwitch
I tried at Jasons the other day
and got into his tent
but the damn witch bit me
and chased me over the fence
Man I need a witch
and getting one for frees a bitch
I couldn't get past pick's bees
and I tried to crawl past on my knees
Getting one for free is a pain
So I'm of to Barheign
Mr Oily gonna be playing at the border
I hope to pose as a guard
He wont see me coming
as I'll runn of fast with his order
Man I need a witch
and getting one for free is a bitch
Well the cigar box police
caught up with me
and banged me up in Jail
So whilst I'm there I write this song
To tell you of my fail
Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch
Well I got 10 years for attempted swamp kidnap
And I still didn't get no guitar
if I'd thought about it first
I should have know it would be cursed
Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch!
Comment
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Comment by 407bug on June 15, 2012 at 11:55am -
It wernt me ..... It was the other bloke... Honest gov
Thanks Nancy Kat .....cool pic!!
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Comment by Nancy kat on June 15, 2012 at 11:33am -
UwickedBuggy!!!
MEOWWWWatchinguBugmanwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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Comment by 407bug on June 15, 2012 at 10:11am
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Damn dog beat me to it again !!!!!
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Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:57am -
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Comment by Jason Mills on June 15, 2012 at 9:47am -
Should have gotten the insurance!!!! Sorry Bug!!!!
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Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:38am
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must be a "retriever "
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Comment by James on June 15, 2012 at 9:37am -
that damn smiley dog did it? lol
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Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:35am
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somebody opened your mail !!!!!!
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Comment by James on June 15, 2012 at 9:27am
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Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:24am
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lol awesome !
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