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Swamps ain't for free a sorrry tale of a poor deperate insect...gone bad!

Well I'm going down to Clocks house in my bug
To get myself a swampwitch
I'm gona dig a great big hole
with a second hand thunderbird mole
and get myself his witch

I'm gonna give his woolf some drugged up food
and get him in the right mood
as i wanna get his swampwitch

I tried at Jasons the other day
and got into his tent
but the damn witch bit me
and chased me over the fence

Man I need a witch
and getting one for frees a bitch

I couldn't get past pick's bees
and I tried to crawl past on my knees
Getting one for free is a pain
So I'm of to Barheign

Mr Oily gonna be playing at the border
I hope to pose as a guard
He wont see me coming
as I'll runn of fast with his order

Man I need a witch
and getting one for free is a bitch

Well the cigar box police
caught up with me
and banged me up in Jail
So whilst I'm there I write this song
To tell you of my fail

Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch

Well I got 10 years for attempted swamp kidnap
And I still didn't get no guitar
if I'd thought about it first
I should have know it would be cursed

Man I need witch
and getting one for free is a bitch!

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Comment by 407bug on June 15, 2012 at 11:55am
It wernt me ..... It was the other bloke... Honest gov

Thanks Nancy Kat .....cool pic!!
Comment by Nancy kat on June 15, 2012 at 11:33am

UwickedBuggy!!!MEOWWWWatchinguBugmanwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Comment by 407bug on June 15, 2012 at 10:11am
Damn dog beat me to it again !!!!!
Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:57am

Comment by Jason Mills on June 15, 2012 at 9:47am

Should have gotten the insurance!!!! Sorry Bug!!!!

Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:38am

must be a "retriever  "

Comment by James on June 15, 2012 at 9:37am

that damn smiley dog did it? lol

Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:35am

somebody opened your mail  !!!!!!

Comment by James on June 15, 2012 at 9:27am

Comment by the anonymous pick on June 15, 2012 at 9:24am

lol awesome !

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