An introduction, of sorts

I currently own 2 acoustic and 3 electric guitars, 1 electric bass guitar, 1 fiddle, a banjo, 2 autoharps, 1 mandolin, a few harmonicas, a melodica, 2 old electronic keyboards, an electric piano, and a Peruvian ocarina. I am almost finished building a lap steel using wood from my late Great Grandfather's house.
*Hopefully* I will finish that in the next day or two and finally start on a CGB.
I've been playing guitar for a little over 30 years, and making horrendous noises on various other instruments all my life.
I'm usually a quiet guy. I don't believe in political correctness, but I DO try to avoid being overbearing and offensive.
I look forward to gathering pearls of wisdom, absorbing tips and techniques, and flat out stealing some licks from the Nation.