Clock The Wolf's Blog (13)

A tedious,

yet somehow annoying,

collection of overlong or overly repetitive audio/video projects,

all piled up over the past several months...…

The following videos have been piling up for some time now. They are all rather long and meandering, from both an audio and visual standpoint, so instead of clogging up the video pages, I've made the odd decision to post them in a blog. The first and second is played with a Smokestack Guitars 4 string cbg, the third and fifth with a Swamp Witch guitar, and the fourth is with a D.B. Customs 3 string cbg.…

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http://www.cigarboxnation.com/profiles/blogs/the-hotel-delroy-short-story-goodland-county-series

(this link used to make sense, but some sneaky person changed some names, thus making me look like a raving lunatic...)

The ground rises up and smacks John "Uncle" Johnson clean in the face and he hurts and the dirt in his nose hurts and he keeps on…

This is what I think:

   BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Anyway, that's what I think.…

I went down to the crosswalk

fell down on my knees

I went down to the crosswalk

fell down on my knees

Asked the Great Pumpkin "Have mercy now

save poor Linus if you please"

Yeeooo, standin at the crosswalk

tried to get to the other side

ooo ooo eee

I tried to get to the other side

Didn't nobody stop for me Lucy

everybody pass me by

Standin at the crosswalk Lucy

risin sun goin down

Standin at…

As of today, I have:

20 cbg's,

14 stick dulcimers,

4 lap dulcimers,

2 acoustic dreadnought guitars,

3 bass guitars,

4 electric guitars,

6 resonator guitars,  

2 parlor guitars,…

                                             And now a word from OLD SCRATCH about the real Devil's Music:

                                                                               …

             It's here! New and improved GUITAR QUADRAMULADROITECS, without which all of  your stringed

             lutelike instruments---from the cream of the crop beauties being hand-sculpted at the Tsing-Jian

             Fender Guitars Factory & Chow Mein Refinery, down to those useless cigar box "guitars" being 

             churned out by chronic malcontents and affiliated hooligans---yes, ALL of your instruments, are

             completely and…

                                                                            Once upon a time...

                      Many a tale has begins like that...  too many.  This one begins recently,  and really isn't

             …

So I was sitting,  mesmerized,  by the sight and sound,  this revelation,  this kazoo video,  "Hum... Don't Blow,"  featuring a mysterious white-bearded shaman named Captain Kazoo...  how best to describe it?  Methinks it begins,  innocently enough, much like the opening theme music to Hawaii Five-O,  then something,  something,  something...  the voice,  so soothing and innocent,  yet ever so relentlessly insistent...  then some other thing or other happens that sounds like exploding…

   So I was listening to Olds Sleeper's Born To Lose while eating my lunch, half watching

   the video, when out of the corner of my eye I caught an incongruity of a sort...  a ripple in 

   the fabric of reality, if you will.  Across the room from me was a television,  on but muted,

   set to CNN.  What should my eyes behold?  A so-called tech reporter.  Doing what,  you

   might ask?  She was idiotically strumming away at some sort of stringless digital…

                                                       I'm hungry.  Can I have a cookie?  

                                                      Guess that was to much bourbon!…