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Comment by RL Mott on March 11, 2010 at 6:53pm

For all you Canjo builders out there .... be careful ....
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife. He does so, and they keep shopping.

A few aisles farther, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'We can't afford that.'

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So do 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price.'








On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 5.
We have a husband down.'

Comment by RL Mott on February 2, 2010 at 1:48pm

What are you in for ? No , really ......
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KINGSPORT, Tenn. – A Zinger of a theft in Tennessee.

It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company.

The Kingsport Times-News cites the Sullivan County Sheriff's Office in reporting James M. Denoon and Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.

The deputies found about $300 worth of stolen snack cakes stacked on the ground nearby.

Finding the accused thieves was easy: The deputies only had to follow their footprints. There was more than an inch of snow on the ground by Friday night.

Comment by RL Mott on January 26, 2010 at 6:51pm

Eat Mor Chicken (#2)
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BROWNSVILLE, Texas – A food fight in Brownsville has led to a cafe owner facing an aggravated assault charge over a customer allegedly whacked on the head with a plate. Police said the owner was accused of tossing a tray of food and tea at the customer who had complained he ordered a chicken dish, but was served beef. KRGV-TV reported the pair argued before both allegedly threw food items at each other.

Police said the owner is accused of grabbing a plate and striking the man. Paramedics treated him at the scene on Saturday.

The owner was freed after posting $7,500 bond. She could not immediately be reached for comment Tuesday.

Comment by RL Mott on January 21, 2010 at 5:20pm

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Wed Jan 20 .... BERLIN – Eight teenagers were taken to a hospital Wednesday after drinking concentrated hot sauce in a spicy game of "dare", German police said.

The youths, aged 13 and 14, were treated by the German Red Cross before being taken to a nearby hospital.

Comment by RL Mott on January 5, 2010 at 6:27pm

"I don't think Earl done it this-a-way "
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ASPEN, Colo. – A banjo player accused of assaulting another man with his instrument will get to keep pickin' while awaiting his trial. Joseph Stancato, 33, of Denver faces second-degree assault charges after allegedly hitting another man upside the head with his banjo on New Year's Eve. Authorities said Stancato got into an argument with two men at a bus stop.

District Judge James Boyd on Monday approved Stancato's request to be allowed on the road to tour with a band while awaiting his next court date Feb. 6.

The banjo is considered "a deadly weapon" under Colorado law, so Stancato could face prison time, the Aspen Daily News reported.

Comment by Old Lowe on December 25, 2009 at 2:37pm

Update
Billy Freedom the donkey is now living it up in the big pasture behind my house and is fatter than mud he still visits me and we are still friends.
Next spring when the grass starts to grow again he will be back in my yard.

Comment by Shane Speal on December 25, 2009 at 2:27pm

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMM!!!!

Comment by RL Mott on December 25, 2009 at 1:04pm

FREEEEEEDOOMMM !!!!!
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Thu Dec 24
Vail, Colo. – A living nativity scene in near the Colorado ski resort of Vail almost had to go without two crucial actors when two donkeys escaped.

The nativity scene is an annual tradition for Eagle River Church . Pastor Rob Wilson says two borrowed donkeys were being held in a fenced-in pen for the event Wednesday night, but the animals pushed their way through it.

A church member who stopped by the church Wednesday morning noticed the donkeys were gone. He and a sheriff's deputy followed footprints in the snow and eventually caught up with them.

Comment by RL Mott on December 23, 2009 at 1:51pm

Stocking stuffers .......
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BLOOMINGTON, Ill. – Necklaces and Christmas ornaments made from dime-sized pieces of reindeer droppings have earned a Bloomington, Ill., zoo nearly $21,000 this holiday season.

The Miller Park Zoological Society made about $5,000 selling reindeer-dropping ornaments last year. It added necklaces this year when customers asked if jewelry was available.

The reindeer droppings are dehydrated, sterilized and spray-painted with glitter. They're called "Magical Reindeer Gems."

The ornaments cost $7.50 at the zoo's gift shop or $10 by mail. The necklaces sold for $15 at the gift shop, or $20 by mail.

The zoological society says the ornaments and necklaces sold nationwide. Requests also came in from other countries, but federal regulations don't allow reindeer droppings to be exported.

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Shopping for a gift for the vegetarian on your list ? Simple .....

A Chia Pet & a bottle of salad dressing .......

Comment by RL Mott on December 18, 2009 at 12:53pm

Turkeys R Us ..........

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TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- A van caught fire Friday in the parking lot of WFLZ radio when a host tried to fry a turkey inside the vehicle - and now the state Fire Marshal's Office is investigating.

The stunt involved lowering a turkey by crane into a fryer inside the van. Online video showed the fryer had already set the van on fire before the turkey was lowered.

Firefighters knocked the flames down quickly, but an agency spokesman says one firefighter suffered a back injury after slipping and falling. Officials say a station staff member was also injured. That person's identity and condition were not immediately available.

The radio station didn't have permits or emergency crews standing by. The stunt intended to illustrate the dangers of turkey frying .

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