Londoner lost in CBG land

Hi, I'm in London England, waiting for the games to start so I can watch English folk winning sitting down events again and losing graciously at everything else.

I'm desperately trying to get over a very bad case of G.A.S*. I tried pepto, no luck. My doc suggested it could just be in my mind, so I tried a course of CBT. That didn't cure it, until I told the shrink I'd built a tele a few years ago and had some respite from the G.A.S*. He's a cool guy and suggested I try CBG instead.

So here I am. The G.A.S has passed and I have early onset C-BAS (not a fish).

(*guitar acquisition syndrome)